The Burnley Bonus Beers

Matchday drinking club
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Wild weather ipa 6.1%. Breakfast beer.

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The trilby is still here bletch.

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Is the Jaipur IPA on still?

If I donā€™t see you in the Bootshop, can you take my trilby to the Rockstone?

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

Originally posted by @ant

Originally posted by @saintbletch

Originally posted by @saintbletch

My train gets to St Denys for 13:04 so should be there for 1:15 too.

OK, Iā€™ve missed that train.

Iā€™ll be there at 2:15. I know that ā€˜thereā€™ is the Bookshop now, but when will ā€˜thereā€™ be then?

The Rockstone?

May depend how good the current beer lineup is at The Bookshop! But Iā€™d bet upon us heading to The Rockstone around that time.

I had to run to the station to make my intended train. Dedication to the cause.

ant ran.

Whoā€™d have thought?

Bletch bottled a challenge.

Whoā€™d have thought? :wink:

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Or Vibrant Forest - Umbral Abyss. 8.8% imperial Russian stout. Itā€™s got coffee in so must be for breakfast.

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Rich and I sat outside at the Rock now. Ginger and chilli cider and Martyrs ale going down a stormā€¦

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Whereā€™s the jealous emoticon?

Mind you last time I went to the Rockstone I found it difficult to walk to the match afterwards, not because of the 3 pints but the belly full of breakfast burger!!!

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Thanks fuck that bunch of cunts has fucked off to the match.

Still at the Rockstone waiting for my burger before heading to a big screen to watch most of the game.

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Excellent turnout. Shame about the total twat in a lapel jacket and flowery shirt who came to the pub but not the game, but you canā€™t have everything I guess.

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Been away for a bit, have I missed anything?

Is there some new trans-gender poster who wears flowery blouses and a trilby, and seems to prefer pubs to football?

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Leave him alone. Building up to your first clown attack is often a gradual process. First, the look.

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Has anyone actually gone to a game with bletch? This Gosport origin story is starting to unnerve me a bit, I think we need to drag him to St Marys, just to see if he starts acting like Damian at the church in The Omen.

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Clown outfit? :astonished:

Does he own a bell?..

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I lived under that c** athedral** for 4 years (in my digs at the University of Surrey), open my curtains in the morning to see the Angel pointing in my general direction. Always creeped me out!!

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This. It struck me on the afternoon that this was almost, maybe even probably, a record turnout for a pre-match drinks event. In October. On a Sunday. For Burnley. :lou_surprised:

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So noticeable it was worth mentioning thriceā€¦

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crappy work supplied iphone thingyā€¦

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Originally posted by @Bucks

Originally posted by @BTripz

Originally posted by @Bucks

Originally posted by @Fowllyd

Excellent turnout. Shame about the total twat in a lapel jacket and flowery shirt who came to the pub but not the game, but you canā€™t have everything I guess.

This. It struck me on the afternoon that this was almost, maybe even probably, a record turnout for a pre-match drinks event. In October. On a Sunday. For Burnley.

So noticeable it was worth mentioning thriceā€¦

iphone thingyā€¦

Corrected for you, crappy and iphone would be a good example of tautology IMHO :lou_is_a_flirt:

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*Takes deep breath*

"My name is Fowllyd and I have attended a Saints game with Balti Stench. It only happened once, but I felt the need to come clean on the matter. He was with me at the recent Swansea match, and I can confirm the following:

  1. He looked like a cunt,*

  2. He was dressed like a cunt.**

  3. He had a large hot dog at half time.***

  4. He celebrated our goal in an approved fashion, complete with high-five and man-hug.

I hope that you wonā€™t all think too badly of me."

From the above I think we can safely ascertain that, while Bletch may well be a cunt (well, is a cunt) he does show sufficient Southampton-supporting attributes for us to set aside his unfortunate origins.

* I think this is normal (almost to the point of not being worthy of mention. I like to mention it though)

** Recent evidence suggests that this is also normal

*** He likes to get his lips round a nice, juicy sausage. Unfortunately he had to make do with a St Maryā€™s hot dog.

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Yes, I believe he likes to get something warm inside him at half time - and he predicted that Austin would get pulled off in the second half.

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