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saintbletch posted this 16 October 2016

Is the Jaipur IPA on still?

If I don't see you in the Bootshop, can you take my trilby to the Rockstone?

ant posted this 16 October 2016 - Last edited 16 October 2016

Originally posted by saintbletch

Originally posted by ant

Originally posted by saintbletch

Originally posted by saintbletch

My train gets to St Denys for 13:04 so should be there for 1:15 too.

OK, I've missed that train.

I'll be there at 2:15. I know that 'there' is the Bookshop now, but when will 'there' be then?

The Rockstone?

May depend how good the current beer lineup is at The Bookshop! But I'd bet upon us heading to The Rockstone around that time.

I had to run to the station to make my intended train. Dedication to the cause.

ant ran.

Who'd have thought?

Bletch bottled a challenge.

Who'd have thought? 😉

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ant posted this 16 October 2016

Originally posted by Goatboy

Wild weather ipa 6.1%. Breakfast beer.

Or Vibrant Forest - Umbral Abyss. 8.8% imperial Russian stout. It's got coffee in so must be for breakfast.

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Bucks posted this 16 October 2016

Rich and I sat outside at the Rock now.  Ginger and chilli cider and Martyrs ale going down a storm... 

BTripz posted this 16 October 2016

Originally posted by Bucks

Rich and I sat outside at the Rock now.  Ginger and chilli cider and Martyrs ale going down a storm... 

Where's the jealous emoticon?

Mind you last time I went to the Rockstone I found it difficult to walk to the match afterwards, not because of the 3 pints but the belly full of breakfast burger!!!

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saintbletch posted this 16 October 2016

Thanks fuck that bunch of cunts has fucked off to the match. 

Still at the Rockstone waiting for my burger before heading to a big screen to watch most of the game. 

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Fowllyd posted this 16 October 2016

Excellent turnout. Shame about the total twat in a lapel jacket and flowery shirt who came to the pub but not the game, but you can't have everything I guess.

Rallyboy posted this 17 October 2016

Been away for a bit, have I missed anything?

Is there some new trans-gender poster who wears flowery blouses and a trilby, and seems to prefer pubs to football?

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pap posted this 17 October 2016

Originally posted by Fowllyd

Excellent turnout. Shame about the total twat in a lapel jacket and flowery shirt who came to the pub but not the game, but you can't have everything I guess.

 Leave him alone.  Building up to your first clown attack is often a gradual process.   First, the look.

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pap posted this 17 October 2016 - Last edited 17 October 2016

Originally posted by Rallyboy

Been away for a bit, have I missed anything?

Is there some new trans-gender poster who wears flowery blouses and a trilby, and seems to prefer pubs to football?

 Has anyone actually gone to a game with bletch?   This Gosport origin story is starting to unnerve me a bit,   I think we need to drag him to St Marys, just to see if he starts acting like Damian at the church in The Omen.

Rallyboy posted this 17 October 2016

Clown outfit?surprised

Does he own a bell?....

BTripz posted this 17 October 2016

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by Rallyboy

Been away for a bit, have I missed anything?

Is there some new trans-gender poster who wears flowery blouses and a trilby, and seems to prefer pubs to football?

 Has anyone actually gone to a game with bletch?   This Gosport origin story is starting to unnerve me a bit,   I think we need to drag him to St Marys, just to see if he starts acting like Damian at the church in The Omen.

I lived under that cathedral for 4 years (in my digs at the University of Surrey), open my curtains in the morning to see the Angel pointing in my general direction. Always creeped me out!!

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Bucks posted this 17 October 2016

Originally posted by Fowllyd

Excellent turnout. Shame about the total twat in a lapel jacket and flowery shirt who came to the pub but not the game, but you can't have everything I guess.

This.  It struck me on the afternoon that this was almost, maybe even probably, a record turnout for a pre-match drinks event.  In October.  On a Sunday.   For Burnley.    lou_surprised

BTripz posted this 17 October 2016

Originally posted by Bucks

Originally posted by Fowllyd

Excellent turnout. Shame about the total twat in a lapel jacket and flowery shirt who came to the pub but not the game, but you can't have everything I guess.

This.  It struck me on the afternoon that this was almost, maybe even probably, a record turnout for a pre-match drinks event.  In October.  On a Sunday.   For Burnley.   

So noticeable it was worth mentioning thrice...

Bucks posted this 17 October 2016

Originally posted by BTripz

Originally posted by Bucks

Originally posted by Fowllyd

Excellent turnout. Shame about the total twat in a lapel jacket and flowery shirt who came to the pub but not the game, but you can't have everything I guess.

This.  It struck me on the afternoon that this was almost, maybe even probably, a record turnout for a pre-match drinks event.  In October.  On a Sunday.   For Burnley.   

So noticeable it was worth mentioning thrice...

 crappy work supplied iphone thingy...

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BTripz posted this 17 October 2016

Originally posted by Bucks

Originally posted by BTripz

Originally posted by Bucks

Originally posted by Fowllyd

Excellent turnout. Shame about the total twat in a lapel jacket and flowery shirt who came to the pub but not the game, but you can't have everything I guess.

This.  It struck me on the afternoon that this was almost, maybe even probably, a record turnout for a pre-match drinks event.  In October.  On a Sunday.   For Burnley.   

So noticeable it was worth mentioning thrice...

 iphone thingy...

Corrected for you, crappy and iphone would be a good example of tautology IMHO lou_flirt

Fowllyd posted this 17 October 2016

Originally posted by pap

Originally posted by Rallyboy

Been away for a bit, have I missed anything?

Is there some new trans-gender poster who wears flowery blouses and a trilby, and seems to prefer pubs to football?

 Has anyone actually gone to a game with bletch?   This Gosport origin story is starting to unnerve me a bit,   I think we need to drag him to St Marys, just to see if he starts acting like Damian at the church in The Omen.

*Takes deep breath*

"My name is Fowllyd and I have attended a Saints game with Balti Stench. It only happened once, but I felt the need to come clean on the matter. He was with me at the recent Swansea match, and I can confirm the following:

1)  He looked like a cunt,*

2)  He was dressed like a cunt.**

3)  He had a large hot dog at half time.***

4)  He celebrated our goal in an approved fashion, complete with high-five and man-hug.

I hope that you won't all think too badly of me."

From the above I think we can safely ascertain that, while Bletch may well be a cunt (well, is a cunt) he does show sufficient Southampton-supporting attributes for us to set aside his unfortunate origins.

 

*  I think this is normal (almost to the point of not being worthy of mention. I like to mention it though)

**  Recent evidence suggests that this is also normal

***  He likes to get his lips round a nice, juicy sausage. Unfortunately he had to make do with a St Mary's hot dog.

Rallyboy posted this 17 October 2016 - Last edited 17 October 2016

Yes, I believe he likes to get something warm inside him at half time - and he predicted that Austin would get pulled off in the second half.