Sotonians invites applications for the position of temporary butler. The successful applicant will be a real butler, with full responsibility for welcoming our new members between Tuesday 23rd June 2015 and Saturday 27th June 2015.
Duties
Up-to-date knowledge of current number of Sotonians. Quick to react to change. Able to produce at least forty words of, frequently without facts, often with impertinent or inappropriate personal questions. Ability to direct people to suitable accommodation, taking full consideration of present residents, potential conflict and peanut allergies. Binary a plus, but not essential. This is not a moderation position.
Applications
Applications can be made on this thread. We welcome both self-aggrandising statements or if you prefer, a sample welcome for a poster of your choice, real or fictional.
Renumeration
This position will confer a badge and a 20 point prize.
Process
Bletch will conduct the interviews. Comments on applications are welcomed, but attacking rival applicants may harm your chance of success. The successful applicant will be notified of their success on Sunday.
Would love to help out papster, but unfortunately under UAE Law, now that Ramadan has started we’re only allowed to work 6 hours a day. So by the time you lot wake up it will be time to fire up the Hog Roast.
OK. I’m not begging right? I’m just adding a bit tio my offer/application/negitiations. sick
I will be in charge right? Sort of? So, I say yo to all the refugees. if anyone’s weirder than me, I slap them with my starched napkin. Job done. I don’t think we need to fucking facetime a brainstorming session. References on request.
Sotonians invites applications for the position of temporary butler. The successful applicant will be a real butler, with full responsibility for welcoming our new members between Tuesday 23rd June 2015 and Saturday 27th June 2015.
Duties
Up-to-date knowledge of current number of Sotonians. Quick to react to change. Able to produce at least forty words of, frequently without facts, often with impertinent or inappropriate personal questions. Ability to direct people to suitable accommodation, taking full consideration of present residents, potential conflict and peanut allergies. Binary a plus, but not essential. This is not a moderation position.
Applications
Applications can be made on this thread. We welcome both self-aggrandising statements or if you prefer, a sample welcome for a poster of your choice, real or fictional.
Renumeration
This position will confer a badge and a 20 point prize.
Process
Bletch will conduct the interviews. Comments on applications are welcomed, but attacking rival applicants may harm your chance of success. The successful applicant will be notified of their success on Sunday.
Good luck!
Pap, you’ve missed off the ‘look out for and generally be nice to Lou’ part of the duties? I want my money back.