CB Fry pm’d me on grinder asking if I could set this up, cos he’s fed up having to read the whole forum looking for things to respond to.
If you want to communicate with CB Fry in future pls post ur messages in this thread, and CB Fry will post replies on saintsweb in the normal fashion. Also to keep things nice & tidy, it would be best if ppl could also copy across CB Fry’s replies pls.
It’s a nice sentiment, Bear - but I’m surprised that a technical genius like CB Fry can’t work with the search functionality. In fact, the whole grinder intro sounds a little bit dubious, but I am prepared to let this thread stand because he is an excellent source of free advertising.
Hi CB Fry!
The CB Fry of Saintsweb can go fuck himself. To whatever user name he has on here, I extend a genuine welcome and an invitation to test my amnesia. 
CB Fry is old school + tradecraft. What we’ve agreed is when he’s left a message at the other end, he’s gonna put a small chalk mark on his grinder dick pic, so i know to check, and when there is a message for him on here, i will send out a twitter saying “The rain is heavy in Moscow.”
That sounds like a needlessly circuitous way to communicate, if you don’t mind me saying so. How’s about we stick to standard operating procedure, and do the occasional bleat-check when things are quiet here? It should not be necessary, in the Internet age, for a man to have to draw small chalk marks on grinder dick pics to raise the flagpole.
Pap, can’t you just say sorry or something (even if you didn’t do anything wrong) and be the bigger man? You’ve won, we all know you’ve won, but deep in your heart you know that, as long as the great man isn’t in your life every day, you’re actually losing.
It upsets me very much that the Pap & CB Fry bromance has ended.
Very noble sentiments, Lou, but as your post implies, I’m not sure what I’d be apologising for. Fry and I were getting on fine pre-ban after some prolonged period of hostility, so the TSW stuff was already done and dusted.
He may well have got upset after his publicly announced act of cunning subterfuge led to his beloved username, “Big Barry Busick”, being changed to “Complete Bollocks Fry”, but I still think that judgment fair under the circumstances. If it irks him any, I can change it back and he can either reclaim that or sign up with a new account.
No-one’s really banned from here, not even super-grass Batman. Yes, we’ll take risks as we attempt to incorporate new posters. We’ll perhaps see if the general principle of self-moderation is a load of old bollocks. But we’ll try, and that includes Fry. His exile is self-imposed; I haven’t baulked at taking on a single new member that looked legit, and I have a very broad definition of legit. Anyone that looks like they’re not going to offer us exciting new opportunities to earn $3000 a day from home is in.
Even the inter-forum beef had simmered down nicely since he stoked it back up again on the basis of me saying he may have another account here. If the dude is really that indifferent to this place, why does he care? If he isn’t, then he should just get the fuck over it and get the fuck over here.
You heard him CB. Get the fuck over here!
FRY I HAVE WROTE YOU POEM
The Boy At The Back Of The Bus
by Brian Earsy
The windows were steamed and stained
With thumb-prints and ghostly breath,
And the seats retained the warmth and smell
Of a thousand confiding bumholes.
But they were all gone!
He could see them still, but dimly
Through the glass, as they gossiped and fought.
They were nothing to him, anymore.
He had bought his ticket, and was determined to ride,
Unaccompanied, like a terrorist bomb,
And grimly to the final stop.
He would ride alone, as he knew that he must;
The boy at the back of the bus.
And I can do weds but not thurs cos I’m getting bleached.
CB - your link doesn’t work!
You lot are f*cking obsessed with him.
Ah take your censored shit to a site that has a fucking swear filter.
I like this place a little more now I know I can say cunt bollocks fuck shit.
Originally posted by @Dave_Of_Clausentum
I like this place a little more now I know I can say cunt bollocks fuck shit.
Well, I’m glad we’re doing something right. As for obsession, I think you’ll find that it’s really unidirectional. Being a completely new and original character as you are, you probably won’t know of people like buctootim. He’s someone that I might have expected to have a prolonged pop at this place, but no, he said his piece and shut up about it.
CB Fry continues to maintain an interest in our site, so we continue to maintain an interest in him. We’re just making it easier for him to prosecute his other duties by rolling all of our communications up here.
I know that in the rough and tumble of cross-site barbs and beautiful poems crafted about boys on buses, it might look like we’re obsessed, but the reality is that we’re just better at taking the piss.
We can obsess about you too Dave! I wouldn’t want you to feel left out!
But first you’ve got to be funny…
The humour level of here is certainly pushing the envelope of soccer forums. Its kind of like a beautiful cocktail of what would happen if you mixed michael Mcintye, Miranda with James Corden.
That was funny! You can be my new obsession! Just let me know your home address…
Michael McIntyre doesn’t write his own stuff. Any chance our intrepid Dave_of_Clausentum can track down the originators of his humour? I’d like to know who we’re really as funny as.