The Djuricic Off-Topic Thread

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The Making of Radiohead’s OK Computer

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Why is this gross thread named after my potential favourite player?

Dumb Lou, he’s the new…

Went to a Sunderland cocktail bar last night and ordered a Dick Advocaat. Big mistake. Really hate the taste of Advocaat.

Not bad, Bear.

When he was appointed I was trying to construct a joke around the double entre of his name and the double meaning of swallowing - i.e. ingest and believe/accept.

Closest I got was…

Dik Advocaat? Would you swallow that if you were a Sunderland fan?

Didn’t quite work. We need a Scotty.

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A FIFA glitch - whatever that is…

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Hi Bletch

Quick latin question.

How do you say six tall pine trees in latin?

Also, how do you feel when you see young school boys pass your house?

1 Answer should fit both.

Cheers

Quo pinus sex arbores?

Nice one, Toke. Umm. Good to have you back?

Nah dumb bletch.

The answer to both questions is…

Sextus pinus erectus

I am going to have it as my new familiy moto.

Dumb Tokes

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papster, can we ban word-puns on papsweb?

Leaving aside the ’ comedy’, how’s fatherhood treating you, Toke?

It’s hell bletch, sometimes he crys so loudly I have to turn the TV right up. I am here in the day time, tired out of my mind, trying to run a business while googling funny latin phrases to support papsweb.

I am also trying to get Celtic to win the league on football manager. It’s a full time job.

How’s life as a grandad?

All good, nothing bad thanks son.

I knew you’d be a natural Dad.

Ha. Far more Scottish than that B!

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You’re kidding, right? I was aiming for them to be the glue that held this site together.

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:astonished: Have you been out in the sun too long today, Bletch?

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