The elephant in the room is Leicester did it

with 10 men against 11 man Stoke in the same ground 3 days later, were we that shit?

Yep, both got a draw you whopper when one had 10 men and the other had 11 men the other way round from when we played them you wet fanny itā€™s like saying Yarwood would beat Bremner if Bremner had tape round his mouth on a morecambe and wise Xmas special with Fiona Bruce walking down the steps at St Maryā€™s in a gold lamĆ© dress.

Calm your fanny batter you melt.

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Just saying, Leicester managed to break down Stoke with 10 men twice, we couldnā€™t fucking do it once when they had 10 men you total whopper.

Itā€™s a complete reversal of the situation you complete whopper.

Itā€™s like asking which is better at going round corners the Austin Allegro or the Reliant Robin you fanny munch youā€™re calling me names but Bletch rises above it and shows the world who the real whopper is you whopper.

Stoke managed to score 0 goals against a 10 men Leicester in the second half now telling me that means there is no elephant wearing a mark hughes mask in the room with Bette Midler singing a karaoke version of Beaches.

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Stop blaming bloody Puel.

We all know itā€™s JRodā€™s fault.

Couldnā€™t hit a barn door with a Banjo in a Brothel.

Never going to score another goal again in his life EVER. FACT.

He only got into the England team so that his agent could add a few noughts onto his fee when he sold him to Spurs 2 years ago.

get over it, heā€™ll be gone on loan to Accrington Stanley in January IF heā€™s lucky, failing that he may get a game on loan to Bemerton Heath Harlequins

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Why did a team score two goals while conceding two whereas we didnā€™t concede any but didnā€™t score in different circumstances?

I donā€™t know - tactics maybe, or the weather, tiredness, different opponents, good fortune, astrology?

Why did Leeds beat Arsenal 1-0 in 1972 yet we put four past Arsenal last season?

This is a can of worms.

And why would you take a banjo to a brothel that appears to be located in farm buildings?

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Just saying boys, lesser men scored 2 goals and we couldnā€™t do it, embarrassing really. Bazzaā€™s tips

West Hampshire Boscombe 2 - 0 Puels entertainers

Liverpap 3 - 0 Everintheirshadow

Come on. Youā€™re all missing the Elephant In The Roomā€¦itā€™s Bazzaā€¦HEā€™S TROLLING AGAIN.

Just saying lads, its there for everyone to see, Puel must be thinkning this morning if only he told the team to stop fucking sideways passing and have some urgency we may of had a shot or 2 on target.

Lesser men? You try telling Robert Huth that - heā€™d be shoving his big Germanic whopper up your arse before you could squeak ā€˜there is no elephant Iā€™m talking utter shite againā€™ and the fact is Bazza - youā€™d deserve it.

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Well lads the facts are there for all to see, I am off shopping for some booze, Iā€™ll see you later and leave you to ponder what exciting team heā€™ll pick today.

The champions conceded two, we kept a clean sheet.

Originally posted by @Dubai_Phil

Stop blaming bloody Puel.

We all know itā€™s JRodā€™s fault.

Couldnā€™t hit a barn door with a Banjo in a Brothel.

Never going to score another goal again in his life EVER. FACT.

He only got into the England team so that his agent could add a few noughts onto his fee when he sold him to Spurs 2 years ago.

get over it, heā€™ll be gone on loan to Accrington Stanley in January IF heā€™s lucky, failing that he may get a game on loan to Bemerton Heath Harlequins

Heā€™d better get there soon. They couldnā€™t field a side at Sholing yesterday and the game was called off.

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Cheese and onion.

Leicester earned a point.

Leicester dropped 2 points.

Leicester played Stoke.

Leicester scored as many as they conceded.

Leicester did it?

What Barry, what the fuck did they do?

Of all the things Leicester have done recently I have to say I was less impressed with their point at Stoke - winning the title edges it for me.

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Youā€™re missing the point though, RB. We all recognise and speak about the league win. What we donā€™t talk about (the elephant in the room, if you will) is the fact that they drew with Stoke.

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Now iā€™m confused.

Are Leicester as bad as us, or are we as bad as Leicester? Maybe Leicester are better than Stoke, but Stoke are worse than us, so weā€™re about level with Leicester, but they conceded two goals against Stoke, who are worse than us, so that makes us better than Leicester, but Stoke and Leicester have both had to play with ten men, so both of them are now better than us, unless we score two against Bournemouth and have a man sent off.

Then itā€™s conclusive, that we are the best and destined for some silverware this season.

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Stoke conceded 2 against a 10 man Leicester and didnā€™t against a 11 man Southampton, weā€™re flying boys.

I would hardly describe 9th in the table as ā€œflyingā€, but think that weā€™re doing ok. If we win today weā€™re 7th - then I may join in with your rather enthusiastic comments.