It’s December 1st. We’re officially in the festive period. Chez pap is decorated, as is Chez Koeman.
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On the first day of Christmas Puel gave to me, one goal from Jordy Clasie
I will try and update this amazing song as season progresses or other bros can jump in as you like pls
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Seems a good time to revive my absolutely excellent (slightly modified) Good King Wenceslas chant… ahem…
James Ward-Prowse in our midfield
Next to Jordie Clasie
They both like to pass the ball
Passy passy passy
Charlie Austin scores the goals
He is our crown jew-el
With Romeu and VVD
And manager Claude Pooooooooooo-el
I’ll keep posting this every now and then until it receives the number of likes I deem appropriate for such a masterpiece of songsmithery.
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“Passy passy passy” was my favourite line. Gd work!
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Yeah, tbh the rest is just filler for the ‘I can rhyme with Clasie’ line.
You could have commented on their ability (or otherwise) to communicate in the national language of Iran, or used the name of one of Jane Austen’s best-known heroes.
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I’ve tried a slight modification :-
James Ward-Prowse in our midfield
Next to Oriel Romeu
They both like to pass the ball
And can do it all day-oh
Charlie Austin scores the goals
He is our crown jew-el
Along With Fonte, VVD
And manager Claude Pooooooooooo-el
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I spose you mean Fanny Price. She is my favourite. If I ever open a lapdancing club, i will call it Fanny Price srs
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No, you’ve ruined it. If anything needs looking at it’s the last line, I keep having to go Clau-aude for some reason + I don’t like that v.much
Fuck you Bearsy, you’ve ruined my Christmas now…
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Listen cunt, if you can’t tell that Oriel Romeu don’t scan right, then you don’t deserve a good christmas srs. Next time you come through the drive thru, I’m gonna put pubes in ur whopper, even more than usual.
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Yeah, too many syllables in Or-ray-ul Ro-may-oo, I upvoted anyway so you could see the downvote wasn’t me being precious!
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Christmas cunts
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Bit difficult to fit in the fact that JWP speaks fluent Farsi whereas Clasie doesn’t, soz.
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It wasn’t me either srs. I didn’t want to go as far as upvote it, cos it’s awful, but I’m glad of the opportunity to let everyone know. I wouldn’t want any awkwardness between me & BT, not in this season of Goodwill
Shit sorry for the downvote Ostrich! Sausage fingers + being on a wobbly train = accidental downvote! I fucking LOVED that little tune! Maybe Pap can reinstate a thumbs up for me?
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Have we perhaps missed the true meaning of this special time?
(when it gets here - which is not yet!)
Love you too Bearsy, except when I get my hairy burger, cunt!!
The true meaning of this special time has been stolen by Black Friday!! Rampant consumerism runs rife!!