OK, I couldn’t cope! I have managed to bag our neighbours wifi code here on the beach in Huahine.
Have we signed anyone?
Any team news?
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Originally posted by @Goatboy
OK, I couldn’t cope! I have managed to bag our neighbours wifi code here on the beach in Huahine.
Have we signed anyone?
No.
Any team news?
Koeman’s injured!
Has Bear contributed any emojis?
No.
Thanks Lou. Back to the snorkelling then. 
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Alright Goatster?
Bear had a post deleted - mocking support for ISIS, but pap felt a little uncomfortable with it. Bear found solidarity with Furball - which laid the lie to the rumour that he used to be Verbal from the other place. (That’s that Furball used to be Verbal, not that Bear used to be Verbal, that would be obscene). No idea who he really is (Furball), but Verbal would never have consorted with a complete can’t like Bear.
Koeman denied that Goretzka is on his list. Which means that Toke’s a ****.
Shane Long and Clasie out for Vitesse tomorrow (remember that, we’re playing and you went on holiday!).
Clasie said to be possibly fit for the weekend.
Koeman said we need another CB.
Still linked with van Dyke, Swansea also said to be interested.
We were joint 13th in loudest fans league last year.
We’re talking to Wanyama about a new deal. Hey Big Victor!
Osvaldo joined Porto.
All off the top of Optimus trousers’ head.
Have a paddle for me.
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Oh yeah, we’re also linked with Palermo’s Franco Vazquez (attacking midfielder). Don’t know how serious it is, but Tottenham are also rumoured to be in for him.
Cheers Bletch, that’s the kind of snapshot I was looking for!
Will be a huge boost to get Big Vic signed up.
Are we having an Osvaldo Porto-abomination sweepstake? I’ll go for September 19th.
Boat trip to a motu (that’s a Polynesian word play right there Bletch 
) this afternoon.
Shark spotting and sunbathing.
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Well it certainly beats shark-bathing and sun spotting.
Lucky bastard *
* Don’t think he heard me.
And you can’t put green and blue together!
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It is a very sad state of affairs. We could not get wifi on the top terrace so we had to drink our wine on the 2nd level!
This is the first summer holiday we have had since 2010 and the first with wifi. So sad that we just cannot seem to 100% get away from it all.
So have a word with this fella when you see him
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