But she DID get one magical moment
Tommy has just dropped a shot on 17. He knew at that moment his race was over, Justin was going to winā¦
Then they cut to Justin on the 16th holeā¦
The moment everyone watched and when Tommy knew a Par should win it for him
Not one of them Iām afraid. Both had hair.
Hang on!! I know him as well.
Thats Beano. Legendary drinker at the late, lamented, Avenue P.H. With Paul Lewis and Swaddler behind him.
Did you get them to the Berasti for the game on Saturday.
Does Bearsy shit in the woods? Of course we did 
Apart from the football, Barasti was at its best Saturday - absolutely rammed with all the consecutive egg chasing on the big screen outside.
Beano MUST be loaded though - him and his pals actually ordered Pub Grub there 
Oh FFS.
Gonna have to get the Union involved in this one.
Looking after & goofing off with Golfers - no problem.
Acting as Security for a Boy Band sensation in the open air confines of a Golf Course?
Bollocks to that.
^^^^Who the fuck is Niall Horan?
No I havenāt Googled him TBH I donāt really careā¦just sayinā
In my defence I only heard about him in the first place because he Caddied for Rory at the Par 3 in Augusta a couple of years back. Now seems to be trotted out whenever someone wants to āengageā with a ānew generation of golf fansā at an event.
Namely all of them
Think I should set up one of those amusing Video Goofing off things around a karaoke night.
Hmmmm
Blimey was November that long ago?
Anyway FINALLY had the bandwidth and time at work to tell the full story of DPWTC last year.
Going to be a busy few weeks but here you go - something to help with insomnia/make a change of MoPe must go posts
https://roadtotherydercup.com/2018/01/16/the-day-the-world-changed-dpwtc-2017-review/
Well what th fuck happened did we win or not ?
Donāt worry. You will be getting LIVE updates during the actual event.
In September
(Hopefully the 3rd rate developer will have found an easier way to copy & paste a pic direct from a mobile phone gallery onto here by then - and no I aināt going to have time to do the whole upload it here copy it there thing while Iām posing for the TV cameras)
For now all you need to know is I get a trip back to EU next month for ātrainingā and to play golf on the actual course.
Which has kinda dumped me in the shit as I fly overnight 13th/14th Feb - so I aināt in town on Valentines Day - which is the 10th anniversary of me & Mrs D_Pās first dateā¦
#doghouse
Oh FFS.
So next week is the Desert Classic.
For decades we had a legend - Bernard Dowling doing the protocol / Marshaling on the first Tee.
His retirement ast year was āa big storyā
Now that weāve gone all showbusiness, guess who has replaced him.
And, seriously, guess who has been appointed to ālook after herā next week. No friction AT ALL at home about this task, no siree.
See Golf CAN have itās moments.
Our new āStarterā
Page Spiranac
48,000 people entered a global competition to play a round with her, Rory and Nial One Direction Horan.
35% were under 25 females, 47% were under 35 year old males.
Itās tough at the top of Elite Sport
No no no no no noā¦that is not even an innuendo FFS. 
Oh the humiliation.
Was about to selfie with another Marshal and got photobombed.
Actually heās a good lad had a fun but weird day being Digital Media Content Producers instead of volunteers at Golf. Think Iām all over some chicksā instagram ho hum
Jokes apart today was fun and a major step in the new era. Tomorrow I am working with a dream team - Henrik, Rory and Sergio. #elitesport doesnāt get tougher than this
Actually a great weekend. Got really exciting (for golf) and huge crowds.
I have super hero status with the family in Poland having got Niall to sign a with love to xxx for my Niece.
Most epic moment?
Spectator laying flat on his back I go up some people around him and ask the "do you require medical attention lineā¦
No.
He had actually simply walked into a tree. How do these people get on a plane to get here?
But jeez the woris is so full of snowflakes.
Excuse me sir say I donāt tell me what to do is the reply. Boof set of golf clubs hit him in the lower abdomen.
Both were pmsl moments and horrors for the dumfvcks
Meanwhile
I must admit I did enjoy that final round, was good stuff, nice to see Rory nearly back to his best.
And he managed to drop an F-bomb on the live coverage on Saturday too.
FFS.
So the original purpose of my trip back was to attend training for Ryder Cup, have a biz meeting with the guys about Mobile & Cloud Apps and see Mum, landing Wednesday morning to annoy Mrs D_P by dumping her on Valentines Day (gotta keep 'em on their toes)
We also were supposed to get a free round of golf at the venue for familiarisation.
Now I had to pull that forward due to work meetings in London.
And discover the current state of the course Iām supposed to play in Parisā¦
Orange balls
Suffering from Insomnia AG?
Posting on the Whoās still awake thread?
Well, this should cure it for you. The last instalment of āTournament Golfā before the real business begins next week in Paris.
Pop Stars, Pin Ups & Social Media.
Oh and a couple of mentions of golf as well.