I miss Lou because…
…you’re just like the daughter I always wanted. < Sob >
j/k
Ur like the mum i always wanted x
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…she really tied the site together.
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… reading her posts were the only thing that made my life worth living.
I win.
So, now let’s do this one:
I miss Bletch not updating the Monthly Fantasy Football scores because …
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Actually, I do miss her presence on here; does anyone know if she intends to update us on how she’s getting on?
She has sent me some texts. She is ok and enjoying her initial trip experiences although one flight was delayed.
You know, I am as excited as Cilla Black when she looked forward to a Blind Date Wedding… When will Papsweb see love blossom and will we all be invited? 
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Better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
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I wonder if the American’s jokes are going over her head too?
I miss Lou because I she stops me posting semi-naked nuns and I really want to post semi-naked nuns but I’ll get in trouble if I do, the distance is making it difficult for me not to post pictures of semi-naked nuns.
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Fail
Originally posted by @BTripz
I am not surprised by you Bob but I am deeply disappointed. I thought you were better than this, but you still need to stoop to these low levels. Just because you thick fuckwit cavemen are in the majority on here does not make it ok; its not. Wind your cock in Bob and use your grey matter, or else you and I may well fall out permanently. *
* standing in for Lou, as agreed. Keep up FFS
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I don’t like this “how many sleeps” bollocks. The only people I normally see use the term are bored housewives, excited about a forthcoming Take That concert. And bletch.
It conjures a picture of an existence so bleak that sleep is the only way to advance through it, and makes me wonder whether there is a gap in the market for to-order medically induced comas.
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Yeah it seems an imprecise measure of time; i.e. i was having 5 naps a day during December, but it didn’t make Christmas come any fucking quicker. I was thinking we could try i.e. “How many wanks till…” but that has similar problem. I’d be celebrating Christmas every other week.
How about, “how many Saints games till…” or “how many Daily Mail articles about Immigrants till…” or, you know, we could stick with days, you non-conformist cunts.
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how many 24 hours till…
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