Fucksake.
Just noticed that we’re in the relegation places. Where’s the fucking meltdown, boys and girls?
Can we have some over-the-top overreactions, dripping with a sense of frustrated entitlement, please?
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This will come about on Sunday if we fuck up against Swansea (by the way where is the match day thread?)
Heads will be called for and maybe a few changes of personnel in the back office will be asked to buck there idea’s up.
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This is Papsweb not Cuntsweb.
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Originally posted by @TheCholulaKid
This is Papsweb not Cuntsweb.
But look where we are! Wah!
Look at where Everton are! Wah!
You can shove your fucking diamond on a ring, then put that on a finger, then make a fist, dip it in a mix of broken glass, soiled needles and tar, then shove that up your arse, club clowns!
Wah!
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Ffs at this rate we’ll be playing those inbred sister fucking cunts down the M27 in a couple of seasons - and losing.
Sack the Manager, the background staff, the whole cunting team and the fucking tea lady. We’ve got to buy big and buy British in January!
Kat needs to go, we need an honest middle or far eastern billionaire to bank roll us like all the other big clubs otherwise we’re never going to be on a level playing field, and while were on that subject, sack the groundsmen. They couldn’t cut the grass if their lives depended on it…etc etc etc
Is that the sort of thing you’re looking for Pap?
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Where to start?
OK, the top. Kat’s a fat cunt spending all the profit on cream buns. Les gets everything wrong and has been a disaster in the transfer market (although for this to be true, Kat would be skinny).
The manager. First language is French not English (didn’t Les notice the referendum) and he has strange ideas, like learning new formations and trying to win Europa games. Hasn’t anyone told him the PL is everything? Does he think the fans will enjoy doing well in Europe/cup games, if it means we finish a couple of places lower in the league?
The players. We’re doomed. No new strikers, Rodriguez and Austin will never play again let alone score and then we buy Boufal who is also injured and shit because he’s only ever played in France. Højbejerg couldn’t even get in the bayern team until he was 17, must be shit. Redmond was at Norwich, so again shit. Fonte is so old his legs could break at anytime just from running and Long seems to suffer from a weird version of snow blindness every time he sees the white of the goal. Romeu, Davis, Cedric and JWP aren’t good enough and Tadic acts like a child. VVD, Forster and Bertrand are off next summer(ITK).
The academy. Must be shit as none of the richer clubs are stealing our teenagers. Close it down and sell the land to developers. Give the money directly to the baker’s as Kat’s finding getting up difficult these days.
The fans. Optimistic bunch on the whole. Thick cunts!
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The board are clueless - what have the owners ever done for us??
I’ve had enough, this club needs to show some frigging ambition.
Why didn’t we bid for Pogba? - or that Man City keeper, he looks good - they are too busy lining their pockets, we need to take some risks, why didn’t we buy Ballotelli, or Luiz??
We could have doubled our wage bill if we’d really wanted but no one seems to want to bankrupt us again - which is ridiculous because it worked like a fucking dream last time.
And don’t talk to me about Yoshida - or Martina, Ward-Prowse, Kelvin Davis, Steven Davis, Miles Davis, Guly, Crouch, Graham Baker - or Charlie Wayman.
Shit, every last one of them!
And I heard that the owner met someone once for lunch - well that’s the club sold and we’ve all had it! 
It’s embarrassing, we had less than 10,000 watching against the European giants Sparta Whatever - meanwhile big clubs like Wigan and Coventry are actually showing some ambition.
As for Puel - more like foool!
This diamond business, it just doesn’t work, we’d do much better to just hoof the ball as hard and as far as we can.
Get the ball in the box, look for knockdowns, get the rub of the green, that’s the way to get us out of League One - and if anyone can do that for us it’s Glenn Hoddle.
Anyway, I’ll be in the car park with a stern look on my face holding a pair of scissors on my season ticket tomorrow if anyone wants to join me.
If that goes well I might even arrange a photographer to capture that moment at the next game - if there is one, as we’ll probably be relegated by then!
PS I hate football, and Saints in particular, I don’t even know what the fuck I’m doing on here. 
I Googled Goat action with Bear and I ended up on this god forsaken site.
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Everton have got new cladding. Why haven’t we got new cladding? Why isn’t St Mary’s styled as a gigantic stone fortress? Why haven’t we got a moat? Why haven’t we got taunting Frenchmen on station 24/7 deterring anyone claiming sovereignty over our lands, or looking for religious artefacts?
This club is a fucking disgrace.
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Blah Blah, just you all carry on with your superior yet infantile little ‘lets all take the piss’ thread and the pathetic jokey stuff … can you not see the shit we’re in FFS !!
So we beat Sparta 3 nil and all of a sudden everyone on here thinks we’re this seasons Leicester … are you guys for real ? … if you poked your heads up from your computers occasionally and took a look around, you’d know that it’s common knowledge that THE TOP DIVISION IN THE CZECH REPUBLIC IS THE EQUIVALENT OF OUR LEAGUE TWO AND SWANSEA WOULD PROBABLY HAVE SCORED SIX OR SEVEN AGAINST THEM.
Stop trying to be clever, you’re not funny, just bloody naive if you think all’s rosey in the garden and it’s going to be a great season.
Just cut it out … the lot of you … srs
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FUCK YOU, FUCK SFC, FUCK ALL THE FOREIGN MERCENARIES, FUCK THE PREMIER LEAGUE, FUCK EVERYTHING…I’M OFF TO WATCH PROPER FOOTBALL AT STONEHAM LANE!!
BASTARDS.
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Fucking asset stripper for a owner, an Ice Hockey coach as a CEO, so we’ve got a new training ground, no good if you don’t have the kids to train in it.
But the worst thing ever :- @LouLouMySweet doesn’t post anymore 
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Originally posted by @BTripz
But the worst thing ever :- @LouLouMySweet doesn’t post anymore
Not pointing the finger at you for her departure; only she can account for that crime.
However, I do think the -MySweet suffix could be taken in various ways.
“Oh, that’s nice.”
“That’s slightly inappropriate”
“That’s someone with his own Fritzlkeller, licking his lips with glee”.
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Without mentioning names, but doesn’t a certain Sotonian have a van for hire at reasonable rates, but more importantly can be cleaned very easily? Just saying…
Personally, I’m sick and fucking tired of all the shit excuses on here - we just need a bit of time to really get going, that we haven’t hit our stride yet, all that shit. It’s all bollocks. Our players are shit, our manager’s shit, eveything’s shit. We can’t defend, we can’t score, we can’t keep the ball, we’re shit. Simple as that.
Every fucking season I’ve said that we need to get all our transfer targets in place within the first week of the transfer window opening, and every season I’ve been proved right. We fuck around for ages, we miss all our supposed targets, we end up signing a load of shit players at the last minute, and end up having yet another shit season. Year after fucking year we do this. Evey other club gets all their transfer targets and gets them in minutes. Why the fuck can’t we do that? Because we’re run like a fucking bric-a-brac market stall, that’s why.
Why the fuck didn’t we win the Premier League last season? If Leicester would do it why didn’t we? Must have been pretty fucking easy if those cunts could do it, but what did we do? We finished fucking sixth, that’s what. And then, as if that wasn’t bad enough, we let our manager fuck off to fucking Everton. He’d just taken us to our best ever Premier League finish and we let him just up and fuck off! I was wrong about us being run like a bric-a-brac stall. We’re more like fucking Steptoe and Son.
And all you happy clappers and fucking uberfans who go to some fucking games can just fuck right off. I can tell when a player’s shit without having to see him actually play, and I can tell you that all our players are shit. Each and evey fucking one of the cunts. I’ve had it up to here with all you cunts telling me we’ve got good players. If they were any fucking good then they wouldn’t be playing for a shit outfit llike this, would they? Give me a fucking break.
It’s shit, it’s all shit, they’re all a bunch of cunts. You’re all a bunch of cunts too. So am I.
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you guys being sarcastic or ironic yeah?
Fuck off you mustelid cunt.
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Originally posted by @Fowllyd
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
you guys being sarcastic or ironic yeah?
Fuck off you mustelid cunt.
Cunt I can handle, but how dare you lump me in with the fucking weasels
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Matress cover is on
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Meh, whatever.
We’ll always have Barasti
Two points. First, as a domesticated version of the polecat, I’m afraid that you are indeed a mustelid. But worry not - you are part of a family of predators that punch way above their weight, and by a fucking long way. Among your relaitves are otters, wolverines and honey badgers. What’s not to like?
Second, how often does a man get to type “Fuck off you mustelid cunt”? Not very, I reckon. So fuck off, you mustelid cunt.
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