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Pah, it is time for a post feminist female Bond where a ‘fit bird’ shags lots of male eye candy before they met a grisley end at the hands of a psychotic Lesbian or Gay archvillain and saves the World despite being on her period.

If it’s good enough for Dr. Who…

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I’d love to see a fit Jane Bond, to be honest, but not one on rags, FFS. Q must be able to invent a device that stops it.

Thinking about it, they could invent a tracker tampon or cemtex infused panty liner for use against arch villians.

Baddy : Time for you to die, Bond!

Bond : OK Scarramuchie, but first can i just visit the ladies, i’m due on blob and can’t die without seeing to myself first.

Baddy : Oh, yes, of course, sorry, second on the left.

Bond: Ha Ha you daft cunt, take that!

It’s a winner.

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This sounds more like a porno than a feminist bond.

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I’d imagine that being on her period would be an advantage. A cranky mindset has only got to help when kicking the piss out of terrorists.

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You seem to be assuming that this Bond identifies as a female. Disgusting! I’m holding out for a Bond that defies ur archaic pronouns!

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Oh come off it Bear quick knee to the groin.

We’re talking about some geezer that got pwned by Shia LaBouef in Lawless ffs

Agree, surely the whole Women’s Lib era was back in the 70’s & 80’s.

Totally archaic mindset to have a female Bond.

He should be Transgender

Lovin’ the new way of referring to ourselves.

I identify as a twat.

Am I the only person in the world that thinks James Bond movies suck and both the character and most* of the actors who’ve played him are cads and chancers who are fortunate enough to look passable in a pair of budgie smugglers.

*Connery was ‘ok’ but his non Bond films were far better

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Yep

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Ditto

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A good read on the recent “evolution” (and limitations") of Bond under Craig.

120 million - Jeez, he could afford to buy Coutinho as his butler

Bond went downhill big time after Connery. With Moore it was just silly and it never really picked up, for me, until Craig came on board. The movies work better when they arent played for laughs.

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Apparently the new Bond theme song for “Die Another Day” has been released…who the fuck is “Billy Irish”, a boy band cast off?

“…and I don’t like this new fangled green hair business…”

Whaaat?

She, apparently, is the hottest talent in pop right now, swept up at the Grammies, and she’s only 18!!!

SHE?? I thought the name was Billy.

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