16 August 2017
Originally posted by Sadoldgit
Pah, it is time for a post feminist female Bond where a 'fit bird' shags lots of male eye candy before they met a grisley end at the hands of a psychotic Lesbian or Gay archvillain and saves the World despite being on her period.
If it's good enough for Dr. Who.......
I'd love to see a fit Jane Bond, to be honest, but not one on rags, FFS. Q must be able to invent a device that stops it.
Thinking about it, they could invent a tracker tampon or cemtex infused panty liner for use against arch villians.
Baddy : Time for you to die, Bond!
Bond : OK Scarramuchie, but first can i just visit the ladies, i'm due on blob and can't die without seeing to myself first.
Baddy : Oh, yes, of course, sorry, second on the left.
Bond: Ha Ha you daft cunt, take that!
It's a winner.