The James Bond Franchise

  • 669 Views
  • Last Post 17 August 2017
Sadoldgit posted this 16 August 2017

Pah, it is time for a post feminist female Bond where a 'fit bird' shags lots of male eye candy before they met a grisley end at the hands of a psychotic Lesbian or Gay archvillain and saves the World despite being on her period.

If it's good enough for Dr. Who.......

Numptyboi posted this 16 August 2017

Originally posted by Sadoldgit

Pah, it is time for a post feminist female Bond where a 'fit bird' shags lots of male eye candy before they met a grisley end at the hands of a psychotic Lesbian or Gay archvillain and saves the World despite being on her period.

If it's good enough for Dr. Who.......

I'd love to see a fit Jane Bond, to be honest, but not one on rags, FFS. Q must be able to invent a device that stops it. 

Thinking about it, they could invent a tracker tampon or cemtex infused panty liner for use against arch villians. 

Baddy : Time for you to die, Bond!

Bond : OK Scarramuchie, but first can i just visit the ladies, i'm due on blob and can't die without seeing to myself first.

Baddy : Oh, yes, of course, sorry, second on the left.

Bond: Ha Ha you daft cunt, take that! 

It's a winner.

KRG posted this 16 August 2017

Originally posted by Sadoldgit

Pah, it is time for a post feminist female Bond where a 'fit bird' shags lots of male eye candy before they met a grisley end at the hands of a psychotic Lesbian or Gay archvillain and saves the World despite being on her period.

If it's good enough for Dr. Who.......

This sounds more like a porno than a feminist bond. 

  • Liked by
  • Bearsy
CB Saint posted this 16 August 2017 - Last edited 16 August 2017

Originally posted by Sadoldgit

Pah, it is time for a post feminist female Bond where a 'fit bird' shags lots of male eye candy before they met a grisley end at the hands of a psychotic Lesbian or Gay archvillain and saves the World despite being on her period.

If it's good enough for Dr. Who.......

I'd imagine that being on her period would be an advantage. A cranky mindset has only got to help when kicking the piss out of terrorists.

  • Liked by
  • Bearsy
Bearsy posted this 16 August 2017

Originally posted by Numptyboi

Originally posted by Sadoldgit

Pah, it is time for a post feminist female Bond where a 'fit bird' shags lots of male eye candy before they met a grisley end at the hands of a psychotic Lesbian or Gay archvillain and saves the World despite being on her period.

If it's good enough for Dr. Who.......

I'd love to see a fit Jane Bond, to be honest, but not one on rags, FFS. Q must be able to invent a device that stops it. 

Thinking about it, they could invent a tracker tampon or cemtex infused panty liner for use against arch villians. 

Baddy : Time for you to die, Bond!

Bond : OK Scarramuchie, but first can i just visit the ladies, i'm due on blob and can't die without seeing to myself first.

Baddy : Oh, yes, of course, sorry, second on the left.

Bond: Ha Ha you daft cunt, take that! 

It's a winner.

 You seem to be assuming that this Bond identifies as a female. Disgusting! I'm holding out for a Bond that defies ur archaic pronouns!

  • Liked by
  • Sadoldgit
  • Numptyboi
Dubai_Phil posted this 16 August 2017

Originally posted by Bearsy

I've upvote you for the Eyebrows Gag, but be careful what you say bout Tom Hardy! lou_angry

 

 Oh come off it Bear quick knee to the groin.

We're talking about some geezer that got pwned by Shia LaBouef in Lawless ffs

Dubai_Phil posted this 16 August 2017

Originally posted by Bearsy

Originally posted by Numptyboi

Originally posted by Sadoldgit

Pah, it is time for a post feminist female Bond where a 'fit bird' shags lots of male eye candy before they met a grisley end at the hands of a psychotic Lesbian or Gay archvillain and saves the World despite being on her period.

If it's good enough for Dr. Who.......

I'd love to see a fit Jane Bond, to be honest, but not one on rags, FFS. Q must be able to invent a device that stops it. 

Thinking about it, they could invent a tracker tampon or cemtex infused panty liner for use against arch villians. 

Baddy : Time for you to die, Bond!

Bond : OK Scarramuchie, but first can i just visit the ladies, i'm due on blob and can't die without seeing to myself first.

Baddy : Oh, yes, of course, sorry, second on the left.

Bond: Ha Ha you daft cunt, take that! 

It's a winner.

 You seem to be assuming that this Bond identifies as a female. Disgusting! I'm holding out for a Bond that defies ur archaic pronouns!

 Agree, surely the whole Women's Lib era was back in the 70's & 80's.

Totally archaic mindset to have a female Bond.

He should be Transgender

Sadoldgit posted this 16 August 2017

Lovin' the new way of referring to ourselves.

I identify as a twat.

steveintheforest posted this 16 August 2017

Am I the only person in the world that thinks James Bond movies suck and both the character and  most* of the actors who've played him are cads and chancers who are fortunate enough to look passable in a pair of budgie smugglers.

*Connery was 'ok' but his non Bond films were far better

  • Liked by
  • Fatso
CB Saint posted this 16 August 2017

Originally posted by steveintheforest

Am I the only person in the world that thinks James Bond movies suck and both the character and  most* of the actors who've played him are cads and chancers who are fortunate enough to look passable in a pair of budgie smugglers.

*Connery was 'ok' but his non Bond films were far better

 Yep

  • Liked by
  • steveintheforest
  • BTripz
Cobham Saint posted this 16 August 2017

Originally posted by CB Saint

Originally posted by steveintheforest

Am I the only person in the world that thinks James Bond movies suck and both the character and  most* of the actors who've played him are cads and chancers who are fortunate enough to look passable in a pair of budgie smugglers.

*Connery was 'ok' but his non Bond films were far better

 Yep

 Ditto

  • Liked by
  • steveintheforest
Dubai_Phil posted this 17 August 2017 - Last edited 17 August 2017

A good read on the recent "evolution" (and limitations") of Bond under Craig.

120 million - Jeez, he could afford to buy Coutinho as his butler

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/aug/16/daniel-craig-james-bond-spectre-skyfall-new-film

Sadoldgit posted this 17 August 2017

Bond went downhill big time after Connery. With Moore it was just silly and it never really picked up, for me, until Craig came on board. The movies work better when they arent played for laughs. 

  • Liked by
  • Dubai_Phil