The January 2018 Transfer window:- speculation, rumours, dummy spitting, it's all here

* sigh *

It was supposed to be Gaitan! Gay + Tan. Gettit? Haha. In full disclosure I didn’t have any ITK infos at all. I was lies about that! I’ve never even heard of him! I think that Saint or Sinner bro mentioned him and it struck me as a Funny Name.

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No dvotes pls!!!

Oh @bearsy

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That’s not bad, I would put it 3rd place behind Tom (m)Ince and Daley Blind. Glad we can put this to bed before i get another disciplinary at work.

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P.S. I would have put Daley Blind 1st place because of the build up and backstory and whatnot but didn’t want to show blatant favouritism to myself, I am too humble for my own good sometimes.

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I’ve had a letter published in Viz.

And I thought they were all made up.

Technically mine was too.

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To be fair I couldn’t be dealing with all the tutting, eye-rolling and then grassing to Sugar/Dildo Bros either. Esp if she is furious about 8 inch Andre being sold to Swansea.

I didn’t realise that Evra was out of contract

Didn’t he get sacked for fighting with a supporter or something? Perfect West Ham signing though, absolutely their ideal player - old, massive wages, even bigger ego, and a troublemaker. They’ll prob go for Nasri too.

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So what with Zabaleta as well, their two wing backs have the combined age of 70 years.

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Not sure “troublemaker” is fair. Didn’t he kick the fan because he was racially abused? Sounds fair enough to me.

I was thinking more about him allegedly organising/leading the France team’s mutiny at the 2010 world cup.

Finally.

A space is available in the squad at last.

Never worked out for him injuries didn’t help.

Good luck to him

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Good luck indeed. Probably could have done with a loan move earlier but I hope it revitalises his career. Shame it didnt work out but there you go.

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Harsh on him when we signed Jan Bednarek to take up his position in the squad as forgotten defender from Eastern Europe.

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http://www.skysports.com/share/11262520

West Ham turned out to be a great move for Mr Fonte didn’t it.

Have fun with Graziano and send us some bikini photos of his Mrs. Thanks.

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