The latest let's all laugh at Lovren Thread

FRONT PAGE of the Daily Fail no less

(No wonder you lot have been so slow to spot it!)

Lovren’s missus has run off with a Forestry Worker who earns 200 quid a week!

Clearly more evidence (if any was needed) that there are Saints Fans at high levels in the Fail :lou_sunglasses:

He’s a lumberjack and he’s NOT OK: Heartbroken £65,000-a-week Liverpool star Dejan Lovren’s marriage is torn apart as he discovers his wife is having an affair with a forestry worker

  • Liverpool defender Dejan Lovren discovered wife Anita was having affair
  • He whisked her away on holiday in last-ditch attempt to save marriage
  • Lovren devastated when he discovered her infidelity with an old friend
  • **Couple, who have two children, are believed to have since reunited **

By KEILIGH BAKER FOR MAILONLINE

PUBLISHED: 08:36 GMT, 7 August 2016 | UPDATED: 11:54 GMT, 7 August 2016

Liverpool defender Dejan Lovren missed the Euro 2016 tournament because he discovered his wife was having an affair with a forestry worker.

The Croatian football star, who joined Liverpool for £20million in 2014 and earns £65,000-a-month, whisked his wife Anita away for a make or break holiday after discovering she was dating an old friend, Dario Torbic, who is believed to make just£200-a-month.

Lovren, 27, was ‘hurt’ and ‘embarrassed’ when he discovered the infidelity but friends say he was determined to make his marriage to the mother of his two children work. +6

Liverpool defender Dejan Lovren’s wife, Anita, is allegedly pictured here with Dario Torbic +6

The Croatian football star, who joined Liverpool for £20million in 2014, whisked his wife Anita away for a make or break holiday after discovering she was having an affair with an old friend

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Liverpool defender Lovren missed the Euro 2016 tournament because he discovered his wife Anita (both pictured) was having an affair with a forestry worker from their home town

The couple have been together since they were 16 years old but the relationship has recently been going through a rocky patch.

The Sun on Sunday reportsthat Anita met up with Dario last December when she visited her home city of Zagreb, and upon her return to the UK met up with him again at a hotel in Liverpool.

After that meeting the pair exchanged hundreds of messages and in March she briefly returned to Croatia, where she consulted with a divorce lawyer, before returning the family’s home with their children Elena, three, and Josip, one.

A source told The Sun on Sunday: 'Dejan and Anita’s marriage has been rocky for some time and she sought refuge with her old friend Dario.

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It has been reported that Anita (pictured) met up with Dario (right) when she visited her home city of Zagreb, and upon her return to the UK met up with him again at a hotel in Liverpool +6

The couple, who have two children, have been together since they were 16 years old but the relationship has recently been going through a rocky patch

'They had a whirlwind affair and she told Dario she loved him.

The source added that when Lovran found out: ‘It hurt his pride and affected his football. It’s usually footballers cheating on Wags, not the other way round.’

The centre-back arranged the holiday in June despite knowing Croatia would be playing in the Euros, and also fell out spectacularly with Croatia manager Ante Cacic leading him to be axed from the squad - leading some fans to suggest he started the row on purpose.

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Let that be a warning to all other players. Never leave the Saints, especially not on bad terms.

I wonder what it is the lumberjack has got that Dejan hasn’t. A big chopper, maybe?

There are children involved, so i know it’s wrong to laugh and i would encourage others to do the same.

That said, i do expect fans up and down the country to make a note of the other man’s name and remind Lovren who his wife is fucking whilst he’s on the pitch.

Looks like Dejan should be more concerned about where Mrs Lovren’s ‘head’ was last seen.

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Yet one more thing that eluded his desperate tackle…

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As much as I love seeing Lovren fuck up, this is not something that should be on the front page of a national newspaper. You might expect it from The Sun but the Mail seem to be plumbing the same depths.

Agree, but my sympathy for him is limited. He used the press cynically in the past. They have now cynically used him. If that wasn’t the case, I’d have a lot more, but do feel there’s an element of live by the sword, die by the sword here.

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Would that be a pork sword by any chance?

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It’s not fair to mock him over personal matters.

Especially if he shags as well as he takes penalties - he’s gonna have someone’s eye out.

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Hes fucking your wife

hes fucking your wife

your best friend

is fucking your wife

I would never condone gloating on social media about somebody’s private life.

Unless they use social media because they are or to promote being a,“celeb”

So

Hahahahaha.

There’s no trees in the New Forest so it wouldn’t have happened if he’d stayed!

I dont have any sympathy for him, but this isnt a Ryan Giggs situation and his wife doesnt come out of it too well. Given all that is going on in the world, is this really a front page story for a middle England newspaper?

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This is my favourite episode.

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Originally posted by @Sadoldgit

Originally posted by @pap

Agree, but my sympathy for him is limited. He used the press cynically in the past. They have now cynically used him. If that wasn’t the case, I’d have a lot more, but do feel there’s an element of live by the sword, die by the sword here.

I dont have any sympathy for him, but this isnt a Ryan Giggs situation and his wife doesnt come out of it too well. Given all that is going on in the world, is this really a front page story for a middle Engalnd newspaper?

That’s not for us to say, is it? Easy enough to forget in this age of media, but that is a commercially driven story designed to sell a paper. I guess the Mail’s readers will be the best arbiter of that.

They’re normally quite good at arbitration, aren’t they? :lou_lol:

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He’s going to get dog abuse this season and not just because he’s a useless cunt, either.

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