Ahh the new IOS update with the fuck up old phone feature.
Buy her a new phone you tight git.
Ahh the new IOS update with the fuck up old phone feature.
Buy her a new phone you tight git.
She doesnāt actually want a new phone and Iāve tried her on non-apple phones.
Fucked if Iām going to give more of my money to Cupertinoā¦
Did someone mention mobile phone software updates?
Android did another this week. Whereā my farking torch gone?
Ffs
My wife has an andriod phone.
I donāt have a smart phone, never have nor do I want one but guess who the āgo toā is when she canāt get it to do what she wants it to do. She threw it across the room the other day.
Sent my Nintendo back for repair last week.
Theyāve sent in back today, with the issue (controller desync) apparently solved.
Only issue being that they have only sent back one of the two parts (controllers on the Switch come in 2 āhalvesā).
Good job guys
Bar staff - you have two key components to your job, keeping an eye on who is next, and serving them.
Stop ignoring me - my hot chocolate and tap water is just as important as the next order.
@bucks and I had this problem during a recent visit to The Stable.
Bit oā rudeness sorted it. No prizes for guessing the provisioner of such rudeness.
I get ignored at bars all the time and all over the world too.
Is that the new Morrissey single?
If the concept of āBlack Fridayā isnāt bad enough, I see Amazon are running their āBlack Friday Saleā for 10 daysā¦
What bit about Friday being one day, Friday, donāt they understand ?
People who sit at traffic lights with their foot on the brake pedal. Generally they also have the brightest lights in the universe tooā¦
Use your handbrake you twat then maybe I wonāt crash into the back of you when I have afterimages blocking everything out.
Donāt. Wiggle have been doing it for the whole of November.
Black Friday is now the autumn sale
I do that. I only use the handbrake when I am on an Incline.
The other night I was stuck in traffic jam on the M6 and I noticed in rear view mirror that whenever my brake lights were on, the poor bastard behind would wince, shut his eyes and put his hands over his face. There he would stay, until I took my foot off brake, and it was time to move forward.
Youād think that would stop me, if only out of common human decency, but it didnāt. I started taking my foot off the brake, wait till he cautiously opened his eyes, then stomp back on it to give him the full Blinding.
Realising the tickets for the theatre show you are going to tomorrow havenāt arrived and you just miss the customer care hours. Hopefully theyāll accept the print out of the email confirmation.
So that was you!
Bastard.
Iād have called you out if Iād known, yeah really, cos Iām really, really tough , me.
thatās what Iām supposed to say, right?..just picking up the vibe from other threadsā¦
Kids TV themes that stick in your brainā¦the girsl watch this before getting on the school bus most mornings, I therefore have it floating around my brain for most of the day.
There has been a noticeable change since heās been part of the soviet Steve, Bob was always the positive, happy-go-lucky one, predicting 3-0 and 4-0 wins for us all over the place, now heās always banging on about how much weāre gonna get stuffed in our next match and moaning about safety lights on motor vehicles
Iād noticed that @btripz had changed but didnāt like to say anythingā¦
I just hope that Tokes and Bear manage to keep it real - and get us all access to the VIP champagne room soon.
Edit: & the fact heās at the top off the leader board as I type this speaks volumes - just saying
Trying to sell things on gumtree. When they ask you to drop it to them the other side of London. No.