I predict an unusual and interesting life for this girlā¦
Celebrating my old jalopyās 60th birthday today. Well not really today, celebrating its birthday 2 weeks late as itās been pissing it down for months. Took it for a spin around the country lanesā¦stopped off at The Wheatsheaf in Braishfield for a pint of HSB then took some pictures at Farley Church.
Made a bit of a mess of printing the pictureā¦ 
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I gonna climb a mountain I said.
Youāe knees are fvcked and you smoke too much they said.
Well fvck them I did it!
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Bazza mentioned Poland is flat in one of his rants.
Wrong.
Oh & the first forum pic of Mrs D_P & her buf
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Better than playing golf with meā¦
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But looking forward to your golf story of your round in the desert on Sunday!
Hit 84, was quite happy considering I was fucking knackered after about 11 holesā¦nice course though.
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Finishing training an hour early on this scorching hot day. Though have about an hour of journey time home on buses. :-/
When you pull a double shift.
For 6 consecutive days.
For no payā¦
Working inside the ropesā¦
At the golf thingy in Septemberā¦
Woo hoo!
Now to get down the gym to get fit for It! Previous plan needs to be upgraded!
Du pain, du vin, le fromage et la soleil.
Fin.
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In the immortal words of an old mateā¦
Et deux Demi.
Por favor
You get taken to the Pirate Crazy golf near Romford by your 3 year old grandson.
Who tees off 1st and scores 2.
Son in Law (handicap 14) and myself (handicap my knees) each take 3 shots.
Grandson does a lap of honour telling everybody that he wonā¦
Magical
Little bugger just gone too far though he kicked me out because he wants āGrannaā to read his bed time story.
(DC Comics vol1 Barman 66 The Penguin)
Iād been looking forward to read that all day
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Portsmouth gettting beat 0-1 at home by our Les Reeds Charlton Athletic
Bob Mortimer.
i love him. Heās the best bloke in the world.
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Is he not a Sunderland legend and Dead?
One for the ages.
Raviās Curry House in Dubai. Best curry house on the planet
Iāve told the tales of Gordon Ramsey & Michelle Wie but didnāt know the Snoop Dog, Lonely Planet or BBC oneā
My grandson went aged 18 months and remembered it every time he HATES spicy food ( now aged 3) but even this weekend asked if I would take him back to Dubai to go to this place
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Reading the #saintsfc Twitter feed this morning
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When Jarvis Cocker mooned Michael Jackson in the middle of his Jesus impersonation at the Brits, Mortimer was providing pro bono legal advice for the all the shit that was about to rain down on the Pulp frontman.
Gay Ukrainian Hairdressers.
No stop it.
Iāve sed Barber shops for nigh on 30 years. Not been to a salon in all that time.
Needed an emergency trim this weekend wife took me to a salon. 2 washes a blow dry a proper cut took 35 minutes and cost Ā£14.
Apparently made me look human but think that is impossibleā¦