When she says over my face .Five days later and Iām still on a high.
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A great poo. I had one about 10.30am that has left me feeling like a new man.
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It can be tough finding a new man at the best of times let alone at 10:35am
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Only one?! Surely an all time low for you fats, at least thatās the lowest since Iāve been keeping records anywayā¦ 
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The noise of a bottle top coming off an ice cold bottle of beer, and then the glp blup bulp noises as you drink it.
When my last patient on a Friday afternoon cancels and I can get home early and open a bottle of beer.
When I realise I still have a bottle of beer in the fridge.
All those things make me smile. They may need to be in a different order.
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I canāt believe someone started this thread when Bearsyās on holiday. Iāll have to wait for āBanging a nurse with a rock hard post-Viagra stiffy and then being massaged to a softie after crying to her that it wonāt go down RIPā.
Personally, I like a nice custard slice once in a while.
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Wandering up the high street at lunch time and remembering that the stall in the precinct sells Gyros Pitta.
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Getting out of bed and sitting by the pool with a cup coffee made from freshly ground beans
Friends. Iāve got @intiniki my best mate Matt (sry @fatso ) and football knowledge Lee in my house right now.
There is nowt quite like having people around you that know exactly what kind of cunt you are and yet still attend your family events a quarter of a century (or more) later.
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Realizing the Bear is on holiday while reading Saints Mike Maltese holiday tweets
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#roadtorydercup - means I have to build up the fitness level in my wonky knee, so currently we are in a āSpend an hour on the Beachā programme at the weekends.
And on days like today, when the chop is too much to swim without a faceful of sea every 10 seconds so, just happily floating aboutā¦
And watching wobbling boobs bouncing gently up and down in their Biikinis all aroundā¦ Not a pie eater in sight either
Ahhhhhhh
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Reading Barryās posts. They often amuse, but the best part is knowing that, whatever vicissitudes may come my way, Iāll never be Barry.
I bet youāve got Jeremy Kyle on series link record.
A well cooked roast dinner
Sleep wanking.
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Barry who has a wank when they are sleeping?
A wet dream yes but manual handling when asleep ?
Iāll tell you who has a wank whilst sleepingā¦Les Reed. Heās sleep wanking us into relegation. No ambition, moneyball, downward spiral, soulless shit.
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Iām telling you, half asleep half awake wanking is the way forward.
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Well go on another thread and spout that shit
this is a happy thread so fuck off