So was a bit worried about the traffic this morning. Wasnât doing the normal run. I had a meeting at 10:30am in Poole, so swerved the A35 and Christchurch in general. Didnât bother following the satnav - just followed the road signs, once to my peril. For some reason, there are a couple of roundabouts that you have to go straight over, but the signs point you to the first exit. Perhaps zey are confusing ze Germans Confused the fuck out of me as the country lane I had to u-turn on looked like it was heading nowhere but a cowâs arse.
However, I got there eventually, and my keen(ish) sense of navigation brings me in on the road that skirts the lake.
Have some respect @pap , thatâs the Holes Bay that is, itâs not a lake!!
Did you notice the reduced 50mph speed limit around the bay? That was because twats in their Subaru Imprezzas (are they still a fashion item) decided to leave the road on more than one occasion. Obviously the gently curving roads are too much for an Imprezza doing 100mph!!
We get 2 payments a year. One colleague resigned last week, another today. I donât think my manager could cope if I did. Though I am applying for another job. Ahhh donât tell him.
I didnât know whether to put this in the little anoyances of every day life or here, But as it somedays has a happy ending it ended up here.
Whilst out sunbathing at lunchtime listening to music that could be anywhere from 1960âs through 2015,
The sun is shining, feeling nice and relaxed a piece of music comes on which brings back a pleasent memory and an immediate erection rises.
Its annoying because you have to roll over which crushes everything. as having a boner on the bridge wing is not a normally an accepted thing when there are 150 men onboard and no women.
Happy ending will happen after I get back to my single man cabin.
Iâm Job Hunting too! Iâm feeling the Muster Of The Vultures in my current position! No-oneâs said anything yet, but I think theyâre starting to realise that I havenât done any work for like 3 months. God knows how they found out! Iâve been so careful! Hiding complaints, shirking responsibility, shredding important documents etc.
I actually had an interview on Friday for New Job. It was shameful how convincing I was. âOh yes, Iâm a very hard worker! First to arrive in morning, last to leave at night! Never off sick!â It all sounded so plausible! Thereâs something seriously wrong with me. If I put half as much effort into working as I do into pretending Iâm working, I would probably be President or something.
They didnât suspect a thing though. Fkn Mugs! Iâm expecting an offer any moment now to join their exciting company & help with their ambitious growth plans. Poor bastards