The look I just got

when someone said
“look I’ll be perfectly frank”

I replied

“Frank wasn’t perfect he was an arsehole”

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The long winter evenings must just fly by.

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No they are shit and cold.

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Did they say frank in lower case?

#askingforagrammarpedantfriend

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I suspect they did as they went a bit quieter on the f, I was going to point this out but I didn’t want to be a bore and so 2003.

Ah , I see the problem. You assumed it was the proper noun Frank wheras they assumed it was

Frank

adjective, franker, frankest. 1. direct and unreserved in speech; straightforward;sincere: Her criticism of my work was frank but absolutelyfair.

without inhibition or subterfuge; direct;undisguised:
a frank appeal for financial aid.

Pathology. unmistakable; clinically evident:
frank blood.

Archaic. liberal or generous.

Obsolete. free.

That’s quite amusing

I’ll be frank I couldn’t understand that post Sussex…

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Yeah Sussex, you have ruined a perfectly good thread!

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Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez

when someone said “look I’ll be perfectly frank” I replied “Frank wasn’t perfect he was an arsehole”

Frank doesn’t have to be perfect for someone to be perfectly Frank. They just need to be a perfect arsehole.

Frank could be perfect, if God is without flaws why can’t Frank be?

Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez

Frank could be perfect, if God is without flaws why can’t Frank be?

Is this just a subtle and cunning attempt to normalise the art of being a perfect arsehole?

Frank sidebottom was an irritating cunt

Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez

when someone said “look I’ll be perfectly frank” I replied “Frank wasn’t perfect he was an arsehole”

Epic bantz Barry.

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He could be perfect in whatever field he wanted to be, maybe he is Frank Field the perfect mp?

Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint

Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez

when someone said “look I’ll be perfectly frank” I replied “Frank wasn’t perfect he was an arsehole”

Epic bantz Barry.

This is how I roll, a non stop party of one liners and Russ Abbot.

Isn’t Frank the person you can talk to about drugs? Yeah he’s a cunt!

This could be the perfect Frank. Like Pablo Picasso, he wouldn’t get called an arsehole.