[2015 Awards] The love that dare not speak its name

Now that the Prime Beef is simmering away in the oven, we can turn our attention to happier matters of forum love, respect and unhealthy cliqueness.

Which are the strongest relationships on Sotonians?

  • Bucks & Coxford_Lou
  • intiniki & pap
  • pap & saintbletch
  • Fowllyd & SO5 4BW
  • Coxford_Lou & Furball
  • Fowllyd & saintbletch
  • Coxford_Lou & pap
  • KRG & pap
  • Fatso & TedMaul
  • CB Saint & Chertsey Saint
  • Barry Sanchez & Bucks
  • Goatboy & pap
  • Barry Sanchez & Burp
  • KRG & SuperMikey

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The fact I was missing from the above category forced me into a period of quiet self reflection and introspection the outcome of which is that…

I would like to make it known, here and now, I am more than happy to make the beast with two backs with each and every one of you (one at a time, mind)*

*this offer is exclusive to Papsweb and expires at midnight on 31st December

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Philippine and his hand (at the moment anyway)

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I really don’t think that’s necessary, TheCholulaKid.

I do feel a bit guilty about this one as its ultimately going to gravitate between people that go to the beers.

If the three-way man-hug between Bletch, SO5 and me had been witnessed by anybody other than just the three of us, we would be a shoo-in for this award. No messing.

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Just indulge me, Pap (at least figuratively)…

…I can’t really put ‘meeting people off the internet’ as a New Year’s resolution but I’ll see if I can’t put in a match day appearance soon.

Absent any corroboration, this could just be a long-dormant shared consensual experience making its way to the surface. Taking your description of the event at face value, my advice is to cherish that moment, but not to repeat it. It’s already looking a bit intense. I fear further occurrences will simply increase the likelihood of love triangle type disputes, recriminations and a big bum love orgy on the first floor of the South Western.

Whether that is instantly award winning, I just don’t know.

I voted Pap and Goatboy because I think they’re really sweet together.

But I think we’re missing Bearsy & Tokyo from the list !

The Bletch, Fowllyd, SO5 combo I’m a bit meh about. It feels a relationship of convenience rather than the slow building, big moment of revelation, then undying ecstasy potential of GB and Pap.

I’d have voted Fatso & Ted second if I could. I think this union has far to go.

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Good friends?

Hence KRG and Pap get my vote.

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Pap and Bletchy

4 eva

2 geva

neva 2 part

Pap and Bletchy up a tree…

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Pap and Bletch is an interesting combo, and clearly a lot of love, but I just dont pick up on the same tension that’s needed for a memorable affair. Put it this way, I can’t imagine them naked in a room together, but I can Pap and Goatboy. Sorry, Bletch.

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See I can. All coverred in baby oil and lubed up. :lou_surprised:

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PG

Pap & Goat

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Try to imagine me naked, harder, Lou.

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Pap and Bletch is an interesting combo, and clearly a lot of love, but I just dont pick up on the same tension that’s needed for a memorable affair. Put it this way, I can’t imagine them naked in a room together, but I can Pap and Goatboy. Sorry, Bletch.

Try to imagine me naked, harder, Lou.

To help Lou

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I’m trying, Bletch! But all I can see is a damn squib :lou_sad:

Ffs, I come on here and mug off a different idiot every week but don’t even get a standard beef spot in New Year award? I have spent the whole year pissing off wankbear and Lou! What more do I need to do?

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http://www.sotonians.com/chat/prime-beef#latestvisit

:lou_eyes_to_sky:

Oh my god. What a pillock. :lou_wink_2:

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Oh my god. What a pillock. :lou_wink_2:

I was going to go with twat.

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