📰 The most exciting thing to happen in Salisbury since Stonehenge was created

Point of order re the thread title.

The Zucchini’s playing a pub gig is almost as exciting for the City as my annual return home.

hth

Ultimately though, it’s less about who did it but how. I mean for FFS they used to make a point by dumping the bodies in the canals of Amsterdam - but it was spy v spy. This was a fucking nerve agent released without any concern for additional innocent victims- to me it could just as easily be the opposite if amateur and something more frightening- a message of how easy it is to do this on UK soil. I think those who did this wanted to make it scary and public for other motives … :lou_surprised:

1 Like

Trump Dossier.

Just saying.

Perfect cover, blame Russians.

Pap should be moist about this set of conspiracy options for years

The original post is plainly bollocks.

The most exciting thing to happen in Salisbury since Stonehenge was a house party a few of us gatecrashed in 1991 which was full of St Swithuns girls and had Tracy the Westbury Gobbler, doing a turn to anyone who had a spare bottle of Thunderbird.

Well, it was for me anyways.

11 Likes

Not according to Ted Heath…

Salisbury used to be beside the sea, but the sea got so bored of the place it went away…

1 Like

Whoa. So many snippets here.

Military deployed?

Chemical Warfare Exercises just finished up at Porton Down?

Specialist units?

I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it: Russian spy: Military deployed after poisoning - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43344725

1 Like

Not really. Most exciting time was 1991 when agen 23 would dress up in drag and gate crash St Swithuns - wouldcall myself Tracy from Westbury and cadge free thunderbird

8 Likes

You were good at cadging that thunderbird, Trace. Suprised you got time to drink any, mind!

There as always time for a few extra mouthfuls

1 Like

I was listening to the news tonight and heard that they’d _sent _200 chemical weapons specialists into Salisbury. They would not have had far to go, given that our chemical weapons research centre, the oldest in the world, is just up the road.

2 Likes

Aldermarston. It’s pretty much about sending a message now. They’ve identified the nerve agent, it’s not sarin or VX it can be traced to a lab in Russia. It’s Putin leaving a calling card.

1 Like

Something whiffs here.

2 Likes

He did the same thing with Litvinenko, Polonium is the most traceable agent. MI5 traced Lugavoi from his hotel to the plane and back to Moscow, there was a literal radiation trail

Russia isn’t governed by ideology, it’s a gangster state.

Question, @saintbristol .

If the hypothetical man from Mars were weighing up the most aggressive warmongers since the end of the Cold War, taking into account international law, do you think Russia would come top?

Another question.

Is this statement without evidence:-

a) The random SaintBristol statements we’ve come to know and love.
b) The random TedMaul statements we’ve come to know and love.
c) A strict adherence to Official BBC Reporting Standards (now evidence free).
d) All of the above.

Please say d).

Well to be fair Pap, I can’t always log in here

a) Can’t be arsed

b) I’m illiterate with mobile tech

c) There’s no C

d) Yes, I am Tedmaul and SaintBristol, whatever.

I am a paid stooge by the BBC to infiltrate your website, you got me there :lou_facepalm_2:

2 Likes

You dodged my primary question, @saintbristol .

Not to be confused with @chertsey-saint .

Pretty convenient that all of those specialists were right on the doorstep…

:lou_sunglasses:

3 Likes

Everyone’s an expert on spies and attempted murder. The fucking arrogance of some of you cunts is astonishing.

4 Likes