The new Health rules Should we believe them

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PhilippineSaint posted this 23 February 2017 - Last edited 23 February 2017

So they are now advocating 10 a day instead of 5 a day

 The new rules

 

So does 5 Double Vodka and Oranges count?

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PhilippineSaint posted this 23 February 2017

What I liked in that was the statement 

In the UK, only about one in three people eats enough.

How can that be true looking at all the fat bastards living there.

our own demographic shows it with this years fat club.

CB Saint posted this 23 February 2017

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

So they are now advocating 10 a day instead of 5 a day

 The new rules

 

So does 5 Double Vodka and Oranges count?

 Basically everyone will stuff more sugary items in their gob like juice and fruit and so the freefall to diabetes  will reach terminal velocity

Bearsy posted this 23 February 2017

I don't suppose I've eaten 800g of fresh fruit+veg in one day, in my whole fkn life. That's a fkn lot of fresh fruit+veg! Amazing I've lasted this long tbh.

CB Saint posted this 23 February 2017

Get a job in the health ministry

Eat 800g of sprouts daily

Watch guidance change overnight

Numptyboi posted this 23 February 2017

I not sure i want a really long life, tbh. The people i know who are over 85 are generally in poor health, have no mates left, are stricken with minimal ability to get out and about (if at all) and are generally lonely and feel out of touch with the world. It seems to me that the people who advocate a long life the most are the young, but i'm probably wrong and respect that many others will think differently.

My old Nan is in her 90's, but can't get out of the house any more and has a list of ailments as long as some of those cock sausages on the other thread (lolz!!). 

So, fuck the 10 fruit and veg a day. Burgers, beer, wine and cock sausages for me. 

CB Saint posted this 23 February 2017

Originally posted by Numptyboi

I not sure i want a really long life, tbh. The people i know who are over 85 are generally in poor health, have no mates left, are stricken with minimal ability to get out and about (if at all) and are generally lonely and feel out of touch with the world. It seems to me that the people who advocate a long life the most are the young, but i'm probably wrong and respect that many others will think differently.

My old Nan is in her 90's, but can't get out of the house any more and has a list of ailments as long as some of those cock sausages on the other thread (lolz!!). 

So, fuck the 10 fruit and veg a day. Burgers, beer, wine and cock sausages for me. 

 This sounds like the Denis Leary routine in "no cure for cancer" when he was railing aginst people telling him that every cigerette would knock 5 minutes of his life

Bathsaint posted this 23 February 2017

God, this is like the Daily Mail comments page.lou_facepalm2

These aren't rules or, even, guidance. It's just a bit of research done at Imperial which you are, of course, free to ignore. 

Nottarf Krap posted this 23 February 2017

Do chips count?

lifeintheslowlane posted this 23 February 2017

Originally posted by Nottarf Krap

Do chips count?

 Yes...frequently.

Chertsey Saint posted this 23 February 2017

Who really wants to live until they're in a fucking carehome, pissing in a bag in your bed, covered in bedsores? That's what this research will help you do. 

Fatso posted this 23 February 2017

Originally posted by Bathsaint

God, this is like the Daily Mail comments page.lou_facepalm2

These aren't rules or, even, guidance. It's just a bit of research done at Imperial which you are, of course, free to ignore. 

 But they said we have to eat our weight in vegetables or we going to die! 

lifeintheslowlane posted this 23 February 2017 - Last edited 23 February 2017

Originally posted by Chertsey Saint

Who really wants to live until they're in a fucking carehome, pissing in a bag in your bed, covered in bedsores? That's what this research will help you do. 

 Well the idea is to stave off that scenario...to keep you fit and active longer...not to simply keep you alive no matter what.

If you don't want the rest-home there's always the bottle of sleeping tablets.