The NYE Carnage thread

I had a visit from the soon to be in laws of the daughter and about the marriage arrangements

I said let me know what you decide so I can veto it so far everything vetoed apart from they still will get married.

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Nice restaurant that!

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So, the in-laws don’t like you then @cb-saint ?

Keep an eye out for them constantly slipping out of the room to top up their glasses with the good wine…

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Dinner was good.

Dolls House on Soi Cowboy by motorike from Nana was epic as usual “snow” up to the bar. But new management so started with a Latex clad Catwoman spanking 2 chicks into action.

Nowt wrong with any of that or the silly string & party poppers until drunk Chinese tourist knocked Mrs D_P off her stool and she headbutted me full on in the nuts so I vomit onto the dance floor.

After avoiding ALL offers of a therapetic massage we have another beer.

I then lose the argument (& I was vehement) about NOT getting back onto motorike taxis in my broken condition.

So while running a red light and doing an illegal U Turn we come off and my bad knee gets planted into the tarmac.

Fuck you 2018 not started yet and I’m needing KRG Level meds for the knee and nuts.

Fuck off cunts

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Quite a lot it seems

Get better soon

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Spending New Year the same way as Christmas and everyday inbetween … with the meanest bout of flu ever !!!

In a pitiful attempt to be positive, it’s the first time I’ve ever actually lost weight over the festive season :lou_sad:

Anyway Happy New Year Sotonians, have fun yer fuckers !!

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Happy new year cunts. Love you all, don’t make me tear up. X

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You and me both.

Shall we wallow in mutual self pity?

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Wasn’t going to be a martyr - but seeing as @btripz & @steveintheforest are admitting being wusses (& @dubai_phil gets a dishonourable early card) - I too am suffering with man flu…but manfully drinking my way through it…

Fuck you all - happy new year etc etc

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My quiet night in has turned into a night in A&E after my dad collapsed. Hopefully he’ll be alright but you got admire all the nurses and ambulance crews, especially working on a night like this.

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My quiet night in has turned into a night in A&E after my dad collapsed. Hopefully he’ll be alright but you got admire all the nurses and ambulance crews, especially working on a night like this.

Originally posted by Fatso

Bugger - sorry to hear that.

Hope all is OK

:lou_sad:

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That’s tough fella. I hope that you’re dad is alright. Rubbish

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Thanks chaps. Happy New year!

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Hope all is ok soon Fats.

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Shit Fatso, hope all is well

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All the best wishes to Fatso Snr. And Happy New Year to all you nu,mpties

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I am the egg man, I am the walrus…

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Cheap wine has given me "a pre new year hangover and I have just been caught nursing my drink.

The jp chenet went and they rolled out a magnum of the vile shite they were serving down the harvester

worst. New. Years. Eve. Ever. (Except for phils)

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Am I being curmudgeonly? Watching the fireworks in London and just thinking “What a tremendous waste of money!”

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