Off to a house party. I’ve not been to one of those for years.
It’s my partner’s friends who I’ve thankfully met. They have a bloody lovely house in South London with one of those iceberg basement cinema/bar rooms. It’s going to be awful.
Whatever you are up to. Have fun and fingers crossed 2018 is a bit cheerier and less conflicts in the world.
Not sure how this happened. The Ayatollah just sprung this on me. A gourmet dinner down the Harvester (WTF) then a walk (WTF) back to the in laws house for some drinks. “Don’t worry about bringing any booze, they have got a box of J P Chenet in.” WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
i have low expectations of the evening and high expectations of a minging cheap wine hangover
for all those partaking tonight a cautionary tale, ensure you have enough booze to get you through the night or risk ending up like this poor chap…
I have just had a Tena Moment
When we went on our team xmas lunch in a local restaurant Paul McGann was there. No wine was consumed by either table.
If I did that, they would probably break out the Gallo, which in their opinion is “the finest wine available to humanity”.
Shoot me now.
I had a visit from the soon to be in laws of the daughter and about the marriage arrangements
I said let me know what you decide so I can veto it so far everything vetoed apart from they still will get married.
Nice restaurant that!
So, the in-laws don’t like you then @cb-saint ?
Keep an eye out for them constantly slipping out of the room to top up their glasses with the good wine…
Dinner was good.
Dolls House on Soi Cowboy by motorike from Nana was epic as usual “snow” up to the bar. But new management so started with a Latex clad Catwoman spanking 2 chicks into action.
Nowt wrong with any of that or the silly string & party poppers until drunk Chinese tourist knocked Mrs D_P off her stool and she headbutted me full on in the nuts so I vomit onto the dance floor.
After avoiding ALL offers of a therapetic massage we have another beer.
I then lose the argument (& I was vehement) about NOT getting back onto motorike taxis in my broken condition.
So while running a red light and doing an illegal U Turn we come off and my bad knee gets planted into the tarmac.
Fuck you 2018 not started yet and I’m needing KRG Level meds for the knee and nuts.
Fuck off cunts
Quite a lot it seems
Get better soon
Spending New Year the same way as Christmas and everyday inbetween … with the meanest bout of flu ever !!!
In a pitiful attempt to be positive, it’s the first time I’ve ever actually lost weight over the festive season
Anyway Happy New Year Sotonians, have fun yer fuckers !!
Happy new year cunts. Love you all, don’t make me tear up. X
You and me both.
Shall we wallow in mutual self pity?
Wasn’t going to be a martyr - but seeing as @btripz & @steveintheforest are admitting being wusses (& @dubai_phil gets a dishonourable early card) - I too am suffering with man flu…but manfully drinking my way through it…
Fuck you all - happy new year etc etc