Kat is too busy rubbing filthy lucre over her teats while doing bazza up the wrongen surrounded by naked Chinese people furtling each other.
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What the fuck Is Furtling?
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Iām not sure but I bet it exists!
Went to neighbours then to the local for a NYE bash. Didnāt get home until 4am. The missus was wrecked but no furtling occurred. Iām getting too old for this malarkey.
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This household is feeling a little delicate today. We left so late that we didnāt even get to enjoy the free tube. In at 5.30 and I woke up about half an hour ago. My partner has returned to bed. Well 2018 can only get better from here.
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Well this is a first. Woke up without an inkling of a hangover. As soon as the cheap plonk rolled up, I stopped drinking (another first). Never thought I would utter the immortal words āhave you got anymore of that JP Chenetā (a third first).
Happy new year everyone.
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Off to the pub. 
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Have a good birthday!
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Happy Birthday you old fucker!!!
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Anniversary felicitations young man.
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Happy birthday fella.
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Have a great wrinkles anniversary. Happy Birthday Goaty. 
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Happy birthday Goatie
Iā just back from the pubā¦ 4 hours and 3 drinks something is wrong I was sober last night as well. Nearly
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I am now sipping Champagne prior to consuming some filet de beouf avec le pomme de terre (chipped) et un salade du tomate washed down with a Chateau Musar 2006 (Lebanonās finest) - with a joyous sense of gay abandon post 84km rideā¦
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Wuss, thought you were going to do 100km?
84km better than I have managed thoughā¦
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Rummaging around isnāt it?
e.g. I was furtling around in my undercrackers earlier to rearrange my fruit and veg.
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Mmmm, Chateau Musar.
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By tonight, I will have managed three consecutive nights out. At 42. Beat that.
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16th in a row at 59ā¦
But then I guess from your post that you only ever go on 3 day holidays?
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