Not sure how this happened. The Ayatollah just sprung this on me. A gourmet dinner down the Harvester (WTF) then a walk (WTF) back to the in laws house for some drinks. “Don’t worry about bringing any booze, they have got a box of J P Chenet in.” WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
i have low expectations of the evening and high expectations of a minging cheap wine hangover
Dolls House on Soi Cowboy by motorike from Nana was epic as usual “snow” up to the bar. But new management so started with a Latex clad Catwoman spanking 2 chicks into action.
Nowt wrong with any of that or the silly string & party poppers until drunk Chinese tourist knocked Mrs D_P off her stool and she headbutted me full on in the nuts so I vomit onto the dance floor.
After avoiding ALL offers of a therapetic massage we have another beer.
I then lose the argument (& I was vehement) about NOT getting back onto motorike taxis in my broken condition.
So while running a red light and doing an illegal U Turn we come off and my bad knee gets planted into the tarmac.
Fuck you 2018 not started yet and I’m needing KRG Level meds for the knee and nuts.
Wasn’t going to be a martyr - but seeing as @btripz & @steveintheforest are admitting being wusses (& @dubai_phil gets a dishonourable early card) - I too am suffering with man flu…but manfully drinking my way through it…
My quiet night in has turned into a night in A&E after my dad collapsed. Hopefully he’ll be alright but you got admire all the nurses and ambulance crews, especially working on a night like this.
My quiet night in has turned into a night in A&E after my dad collapsed. Hopefully he’ll be alright but you got admire all the nurses and ambulance crews, especially working on a night like this.