Whilst Saints enjoy a well earned mid-season break in sunny climes the Other Team we’re playing on the 26th will be exerting themselves in bleak, cold, inhospitable Manchester. They play St Etienne this evening (BT Sport 2 - KO 20.05)
Not being the malicious kind, I wouldn’t wish any major sporting mishap on a player but I will be watching tonight’s game with the hope of the odd, sprain, twist, ruptured hammy (oops sorry) to some of their star performers.
Man Utd have a very serious attack of sickness and diarrhea throughout their whole squad/U/23/U/18… 
Having to give up their ticket allocation to Saints 
90,000 Saints boyz and girls go to Wembley to receive the cup and PARTEEE 
Being a sporting sort of chap 
noooo health problems to them lot…but they have to give us a 5 goal start 
We are going to win anyway…Jose thinks his side will be too tired.
Look at our results when we were a littlt tired 
COYS
To be honest, I don’t want them to have any injuries, then Moanonhio won’t have anything to whinge about when we hand their asses to them on a plate!!!
Well he’s going to moan when he loses anyway so we might as well have some material benefit from it. 
I just hope between now and the final, he manages to get them playing the same as Chelsea last season.
He has the ability, so let’s see it Jose.
Hoping for a 22 man MMA style brawl.
Witness the first Man U cunt…Ibrahimovic dives to win a free-kick from which they score via a deflection. Blatant cheat…no contact.
Fellaini off at half time…nothing trivial I hope.
Martial gives a fore-arm smash and gets a lenient yellow card…pity.
Ibrahimovic is some kind of special cunt… Second dive of the night wins a pen for his hattrick.
OK…injury watch Pt II. St. Etienne vs Man U…game on.
Nikitarian off with a tweeked hammy?
Bailly off for a second yellow…not sure if that rules him out of Sunday’s game.
Does that mean Rooney will not be leaving for China until after the game
I would prefer Rooney on the pitch to Nikitarian to be honest.
Nikki Tarians Scottish brother McHitaryan also a doubt for the final…
To be honest it smacks more of Maureen’s mind games, but I hope it’s true…
Is it me, is the tide beggining to turn with a bit of luck on our side with injuries to Utd
Where are the Spainish training videos from our winter break?
No. No. No.
The last thing we want just before the final is videos of football players on a foreign break seeing the light of day. I can see the tabloid front pages now.
Spanish training? Does that mean we’re planning to sell them all to Spanish clubs now?
Im confused. What are or what would the tabloid front pages be saying?
"SAINTS PLAYERS IN SANGRIA BINGE WITH SPANNISH PROSTITUTES"??
At least the Sangria will not be strong enough to knock them off there game