The players not worthy of playing with Lemons vs the Garbage Gangstas

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Dubai_Phil posted this 06 February 2018 - Last edited 06 February 2018

Sod you Saint "obsolete medium for listening to music".

I was planning a brain dead sick day but had to download my creative head from my Satellite back up just for this.

Obviously having fouond a positive front foot combination to cause the global stock marets to crash on fears of reduced Diaper Sales, MoPe will undoubtedly start with Davis & Hodge Podge up front on Sunday.

A calamitous return to the meltdown no doubt, and hopefully I'll be tucked up and finally able to sleep by the time it kicks off at 20:30 over here.

Best hope would be the latest version of Aussie ODI Flu hitting the Northwest of England, or perhaps the cold spell lasting until the Capital of Yemen or is it a resort in Southern Oman loses form.

Sod the result predictions they're a top 6 side we all know we concede to a dodgy penalty in the 18th minute of 4 added minutes time, just make sure you lot stop it bloody snowing and being freezing by next Wednesday when I am back for a day trip to see Me Mum.

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PhilippineSaint posted this 06 February 2018

Up voted due to after decifering the words I discovered it was the match day thread.

You do realise that @Beltchwill be creaming himself over all the hidden words and cyphers

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PhilippineSaint posted this 06 February 2018

by the way 2-1 2-1 to the lemonista's

Dubai_Phil posted this 06 February 2018

Hopefully, the players will Listen to what the Man Said in the dressing room.

Big game for Macca.

Maybe Redders could get a start and run Ringos round their defence?

Virgil & LovRat could leave a Cavernous hole in the middle of defence?

By George, I hope Stephens does a better job of Martin at corners.

Should we recall a spare DM from Noriwch for the bench?

This stuff could go john and john and john.

I need sleep and better meds.

Saint CD posted this 06 February 2018

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

Sod you Saint "obsolete medium for listening to music".

I was planning a brain dead sick day but had to download my creative head from my Satellite back up just for this.

Obviously having fouond a positive front foot combination to cause the global stock marets to crash on fears of reduced Diaper Sales, MoPe will undoubtedly start with Davis & Hodge Podge up front on Sunday.

A calamitous return to the meltdown no doubt, and hopefully I'll be tucked up and finally able to sleep by the time it kicks off at 20:30 over here.

Best hope would be the latest version of Aussie ODI Flu hitting the Northwest of England, or perhaps the cold spell lasting until the Capital of Yemen or is it a resort in Southern Oman loses form.

Sod the result predictions they're a top 6 side we all know we concede to a dodgy penalty in the 18th minute of 4 added minutes time, just make sure you lot stop it bloody snowing and being freezing by next Wednesday when I am back for a day trip to see Me Mum.

 We're all doomed .... cryptic matchday threads are the root of all evil. I can see another 0-6 thrashing coming on - quite probably one of the worse nights in living memory.

At least it will be Sunday tea time and with a full roast dinner on board and fine Australian Shiraz, the world will seem a better place. We limp on.

CD

BTripz posted this 06 February 2018

You misspelt playas in the thread title.

Dubai_Phil posted this 06 February 2018

Originally posted by BTripz

You misspelt playas in the thread title.

 That was a bit beachy

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BTripz posted this 06 February 2018

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

Originally posted by BTripz

You misspelt playas in the thread title.

 That was a bit beachy

 

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saintbletch posted this 06 February 2018

I am attending.

We will get at least 1 point. 

Take that to the bank.

Dubai_Phil posted this 06 February 2018

In a thinly linked way an interesting rumour.

SRL is currently working on his coaching badges at Staplewood.

Cue teaching players to shoot comments

Cobham Saint posted this 06 February 2018

I was looking for the comedy match day thread....and stumbled on this.

Come back @BTripz all is forgiven - mostly

BTripz posted this 08 February 2018

Before names on shirts, how did you know who was who lou_facepalm2 Who's that thin bloke wearing the number 7 shirt?

 

Dubai_Phil posted this 08 February 2018

So far so good.

Just gotta find my lucky pyjamas top & pack it tomorrow

On the downside my last game was Hull at home end of last season....

Goatboy posted this 08 February 2018

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

So far so good.

Just gotta find my lucky pyjamas top & pack it tomorrow

On the downside my last game was Hull at home end of last season....

 Should we book you a (separate) table?

lifeintheslowlane posted this 08 February 2018

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

So far so good.

Just gotta find my lucky pyjamas top & pack it tomorrow

On the downside my last game was Hull at home end of last season....

 Just a friendly warning Phil...I'm in the Chapel too and just because you've come all the way from Dubai you will NOT BE SPARED if try to sneak out early. 

We fuckin' nail ALL early leavers!

I also know the coach back to Dubai doesn't leave until 8.15pm so no excuses.

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PhilippineSaint posted this 09 February 2018

Lawro;s predication

He's given us 1-1 so expect a win for us.

but his opponent this week Rhys James although getting the score wrong has this to say 

"This is a peek into the future for the Southampton players - this is Liverpool juniors versus Liverpool, or dads v lads. Whoever scores for Southampton will be playing for Liverpool in 12 months time. 1-3"

probably right  lou_angry

Dubai_Phil posted this 09 February 2018

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

So far so good.

Just gotta find my lucky pyjamas top & pack it tomorrow

On the downside my last game was Hull at home end of last season....

 Just a friendly warning Phil...I'm in the Chapel too and just because you've come all the way from Dubai you will NOT BE SPARED if try to sneak out early. 

We fuckin' nail ALL early leavers!

I also know the coach back to Dubai doesn't leave until 8.15pm so no excuses.

 My first game all year. Ive paid £50 quid extra to come a day early to endure a post Niall hug therapy.

Think I'd leave early?

Oh and it better be pissing down and freezing. I DEMAND the full experience.

Downside is getting a lift with mates who park wrong side of town for the pub. 

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Barry Sanchez posted this 09 February 2018

I am more confident of us performing so see a 1-2 to Liverpool.

Areola Grandee posted this 09 February 2018

I may most likely be totally fucked in the head, but have a sneaky suspicion that it might just come right - IF MoPe plays the right side and goes for it, it could a 3-2 etc. If we try and defend and park the fucking tram, we will get hammered 

lifeintheslowlane posted this 09 February 2018

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

So far so good.

Just gotta find my lucky pyjamas top & pack it tomorrow

On the downside my last game was Hull at home end of last season....

 Just a friendly warning Phil...I'm in the Chapel too and just because you've come all the way from Dubai you will NOT BE SPARED if try to sneak out early. 

We fuckin' nail ALL early leavers!

I also know the coach back to Dubai doesn't leave until 8.15pm so no excuses.

 My first game all year. Ive paid £50 quid extra to come a day early to endure a post Niall hug therapy.

Think I'd leave early?

Oh and it better be pissing down and freezing. I DEMAND the full experience.

Downside is getting a lift with mates who park wrong side of town for the pub. 

 I shall be wearing a cap-sleeve T shirt and shorts ( look out for my Bay City Rollers tats)....full experience will be enhanced by the forcast of occasional snow flurries. I'll keep an eye out for you...I assume you will be wearing full Arctic gear. lou_lol

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Dubai_Phil posted this 09 February 2018

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

So far so good.

Just gotta find my lucky pyjamas top & pack it tomorrow

On the downside my last game was Hull at home end of last season....

 Just a friendly warning Phil...I'm in the Chapel too and just because you've come all the way from Dubai you will NOT BE SPARED if try to sneak out early. 

We fuckin' nail ALL early leavers!

I also know the coach back to Dubai doesn't leave until 8.15pm so no excuses.

 My first game all year. Ive paid £50 quid extra to come a day early to endure a post Niall hug therapy.

Think I'd leave early?

Oh and it better be pissing down and freezing. I DEMAND the full experience.

Downside is getting a lift with mates who park wrong side of town for the pub. 

 I shall be wearing a cap-sleeve T shirt and shorts ( look out for my Bay City Rollers tats)....full experience will be enhanced by the forcast of occasional snow flurries. I'll keep an eye out for you...I assume you will be wearing full Arctic gear. lou_lol

 Yep.

Lime greenish genuine original fake North Face Goretex over fleece with as many layers under that as I can manage. May sneak my Ryder Cup Bobble Hat into the case if I have space now being taken by work suits. FFS all my work suits are designed for Dubai summers - ultra light arrgh

Row Y 489 area 18 - or just touch the concrete flooring and follow the vibrations from my shivering.

Bay City Rollers Tats eh? I assume you had the silk Tartan Scarf as well?

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