The players not worthy of playing with Lemons vs the Garbage Gangstas

That was a bit beachy

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I am attending.

We will get at least 1 point.

Take that to the bank.

In a thinly linked way an interesting rumour.

SRL is currently working on his coaching badges at Staplewood.

Cue teaching players to shoot comments

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I was looking for the comedy match day thread…and stumbled on this.

Come back @btripz all is forgiven - mostly

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Before names on shirts, how did you know who was who :lou_facepalm_2: Who’s that thin bloke wearing the number 7 shirt?

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So far so good.

Just gotta find my lucky pyjamas top & pack it tomorrow

On the downside my last game was Hull at home end of last season…

Should we book you a (separate) table?

Just a friendly warning Phil…I’m in the Chapel too and just because you’ve come all the way from Dubai you will NOT BE SPARED if try to sneak out early.

We fuckin’ nail ALL early leavers!

I also know the coach back to Dubai doesn’t leave until 8.15pm so no excuses.

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Lawro;s predication

He’s given us 1-1 so expect a win for us.

but his opponent this week Rhys James although getting the score wrong has this to say

" This is a peek into the future for the Southampton players - this is Liverpool juniors versus Liverpool, or dads v lads. Whoever scores for Southampton will be playing for Liverpool in 12 months time. 1-3"

probably right :lou_angry:

My first game all year. Ive paid £50 quid extra to come a day early to endure a post Niall hug therapy.

Think I’d leave early?

Oh and it better be pissing down and freezing. I DEMAND the full experience.

Downside is getting a lift with mates who park wrong side of town for the pub.

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I am more confident of us performing so see a 1-2 to Liverpool.

I may most likely be totally fucked in the head, but have a sneaky suspicion that it might just come right - IF MoPe plays the right side and goes for it, it could a 3-2 etc. If we try and defend and park the fucking tram, we will get hammered

I shall be wearing a cap-sleeve T shirt and shorts ( look out for my Bay City Rollers tats)…full experience will be enhanced by the forcast of occasional snow flurries. I’ll keep an eye out for you…I assume you will be wearing full Arctic gear. :lou_lol:

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Yep.

Lime greenish genuine original fake North Face Goretex over fleece with as many layers under that as I can manage. May sneak my Ryder Cup Bobble Hat into the case if I have space now being taken by work suits. FFS all my work suits are designed for Dubai summers - ultra light arrgh

Row Y 489 area 18 - or just touch the concrete flooring and follow the vibrations from my shivering.

Bay City Rollers Tats eh? I assume you had the silk Tartan Scarf as well?

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You’re going to be a bit overdressed @lifeintheslowlane , this’ll be me

With the extra, paid for, beer belly

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Row Q…about 5 seats in from the aisle the row infront of the disabled platform…left side of the goal as you look at the pitch. I’m the silver haired gentleman signing autographs for the poor sods who mistake me for Roger Waters. :lou_wink_2:

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Poor @lifeintheslowlane is suffering from deafness from all the front row Calexico concerts.

With his Bay City Rollers tats he looks so camp that people ask him if he’s rogered Walter.

Askng someone if they’ve rogered Walter is similar to asking if they are a friend of Dorothy.

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I never rogered Walter…that was fake news. I asked but he said I was too old and that late '40s to early '50s was his favoured ride.

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