The rest of the seasons games that matter

Football
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come on Chelsea you gimps put these arseholes to bed

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Huddersfield defending deep. Not sure if they have even managed double digit possession

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From the BBC…made me chuckle

Ah Claudio Bravo, how we’ve missed your comedy stylings in goal this season. Brighton come forwards and play a nice ball through to Davy Propper but there’s no real danger, until Bravo for some reason chases him out of the area like a dog spotting the postman. Just stay on your line!

He’s well out of position, Propper evades him and stands up a cross for Leo Ulloa to head into the now unguarded net.

Bravo then has the cheek to point his figure to his temples in a ‘concentrate lads!’ gesture.

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Just about to post that myself

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Do Chelsea realise they actually have to score if they want a champions league spot?

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Man City just got the goals scored record so hopefully that’s one they don’t need to worry about

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You useless cunts

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OOF

Dembele’s goal for Barca to take them to 5-1.

Find it

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Cannot see Chelsea getting two here

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I’ve had a lot of vodka but I just saw the Udders going bonkers.

Wow send #hotelgate krew down you beauties

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Oops

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Hello hello, flukiest goal Chelsea will ever score

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This is epic 11 men in the area… Meanwhile loads of drunk chicks dance to Desparcito…

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I knew Giroud was a complete cunt… no issue scoring against us with two touches, but cant hit the cliched yet not heard as often these day proverbial cows arse with a banjo tonight… although does anyone know how taht proverb came about? I mean who hits cows arese with a 5 stringed instrument?

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Huddersfield are defending like trojans

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I used a Trojan once when a student… leaky fucker split and gave me a few sleepness nights I can tell you

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I think the phrase was originally coined shortly after Ricardo Fuller was signed by Saints

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How the fuck did that not go in

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Doesn’t happen so much these days. Factory farming, innit. Second industrial revolution.

All these jobs are automated. My dad told me they don’t even tune the banjo anymore.

A whole rural way of life is dying.

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That was insane from that corner!