The Saints Fantasy Kit Thread

At risk of being completely The9 but any kit design mock up weirdos out there?

Quite like this one for away kit:

Originally posted by @Goatboy

At risk of being completely The9 but any kit design mock up weirdos out there?

Quite like this one for away kit:

Fuck me, I am not wearing that. The only gay in the village look for me there… nice if we are going to start a cycling team!

the op clearly knows this is wrong, given the wording of his post, but he’s decided to persist anyway. Someone needs to do an intervention.

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You don’t have to wear the whole kit and I’m pretty sure that skin tight will be for players only :lou_wink_2:

I like both of those Goaty, keep it up! You’ll be banging on about Newport County in no time.

They are not mine! Just nicked off twitter as they caught my eye.

And anyway, I don’t think MUVI will be the sponsor and that looks like an old template…

…oh fuckin hell…kill me!..I’ve contracted The9 disease!

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Originally posted by @Goatboy

Please god…

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Quite like that last one, Goat.

Always hoped for a white away kit. Mostly because the teams I played for played in white. But, as I am probably never going to play again I don’t really care now.

Struggle to get overly bothered either way. After a couple of games you’re used to it - and even if it is awful, it’ll be different again next year.

On that, are we really happy that Under Armour are our suppliers now? I mean they supply Andy Murray’s kit and he always bottles the big games!!

Yes please to the Rank Xerox / Air Florida kit - it looks smart, its unique and it brings back some very happy memories

Not sure Veho will be our sponsor though

Originally posted by @Goatboy

At risk of being completely The9 but any kit design mock up weirdos out there?

Quite like this one for away kit:

This one would look alright up until the dopey players put on the latest batch of dayglo boots and ruin the look.

Are those boots by Louboutin?

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Appreciate that events have moved on, Goatboy, but do you fancy getting doing a few Virgins?

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Need to adjust the vertical hold on that one - not a fan of the thin red stripes, makes my eyes go squiffy.

Are the round BPL badges a given from now on ? they look quite smart ?

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they should make it so the lines have random breaks in them, and you ring customer services and they do line test and say nothing is wrong & you say why is my video stop playing then & they say try again bit later & you say it don’t work like that I’m halfway through and if i don’t use this boner now i might lose it

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Originally posted by @Sussexsaint

Are the round BPL badges a given from now on ? they look quite smart ?

Apparently so, although the only kits that have been revealed so far that have had the round PL logo on have been Swanseas. Every other kit announcement has had plain sleeves, apart from Everton, who have got Umbro on the sleeves where the PL logo should be. Bloody idiots.

Someone somewhere online has said that our away kit will be black and grey next season. It’s lucky most stands are away from the pitches now so that we won’t have to change kits every half time at 3-0 down.

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Originally posted by @Goatboy

Love the old Rank Xerox kit. My favourite ever saints kit. If we could have that above, but with a slightly narrower white central band, as a modern-day kit, it would be the first time I’ve bought a replica football shirt in many years. Would look quality.

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