Casting is often too āOn The Noseā. When I was watching the movie bout Stephen Hawking, I was thinking it wouldāve been braver choice to cast someone like Adam Sandler.
I knew it would have been ph.
Look, Iām just saying that it would be better to portray UK Intelligence Bros like they actually are, i.e. Diabetic.
Yes thats really going for it, canāt upset species we havenāt met yet, possibly an Ewok or maybe even a Hutt.
I am rooting for a remake of Schindlers list where everyone is played by Eddie Murphy.
With the tag line āfor them, life is quite literally like a box of chocolatesā
That could work, Iām seeing that now, yep its a goer.
I watched that Daredevil 2 trailer. It looks fkin terrible RIP
Shāup Bear. If the first season is as good as the last, then Daredevil season two will be a winner. Very decent casting for the Punisher, imo. Quite a coup considering the dudeās last big role was in The Wolf of Wall Street.
Looks like theyāre saving Bullseye until they can get Colin Farrell
Warning More incoming Capeshit
Legends of Tomorrow just hit the TV screens here, started in US end of January. DC Comics spin off from Flash & Arrow. Is ANYONE making normal TV anymore?
No I aināt gonna watch it, Iām with the Bear and donāt do Capeshit, just Sherlock & Dr Who & Agent Carter (just for Hayley of course)
The missus has long been a fan of Arrow. She doesnāt like it when I point out āthat they probably couldnāt afford the licence for Batmanā especially as I now watch Gotham, something she doesnāt.
I caught the first season of Flash. It was alright, but nothing earth-shattering, and while it did feature a season-long arc, there were very few episodes totally given over to it. Most of it was freak of the week with a little callback to the overall plot to keep things ticking over.
The newer stuff, particularly the Netflix Marvel shows, take the complete opposite approach. Those shows only have around twelve episodes to tell their tale, so there is very little week to week filler, compared to the CW DC stuff.
Minority Report.
This is SUCH an annoying show. The concept was superb, the pre release marketing by Fox was massive, yet because it did not contain Zombies or Capes itās ratings from Day 1 were dire, and the original 13 episodes were culled down to 10 and no hope of a reprieve.
Why was it annoying? The concept is 2065, 11 years after the Pre-Cog unit was disbanded (ie Tom Cruise did his stuff) and the 3 kids in the Milk Bath have gone off the grid and become all grown up (nearly).
They still āseeā crimes, Dash sees the āvideoā his brother Arthur gets the details such as name and their elder sister Agatha sees the future. Again, so far so good.
The stories are good, the script writing is decent, the problem IMHO is that the actors just do not fit the roles (except maybe Arthur), the visuals are all Bright Light and sparkling clean (in a future where climate change is supposed to have wreaked havoc, and for me it seems just too bloody glossy & Prom Night Cheerleader type shit, especially compared to the ādarknessā of the original movie. Dash is just so shit itās impossible to feel any connection to the character, and tbh the only thing the Female Lead brings to the show is her cleavage and the ability to make incredulous leaps of co-incidences every week.
What a bloody waste of what should have been a great āUniverseā it will be mourned by me for fooking up something that could and should have rocked.
I did go see RIPPOOL last night. I went with my brother, the Sex Offender. I hadnāt seen him since I found out bout him going on Register for Arse Pinching in Asda, so there was a bit of an Atmosphere and i.e. Elephant In The Cinema.
The Deadpool Movie was Utter Capeshit, but it was Quite Funny in Places. It was Bit Different than Normal Capeshit, I think cos it has i.e. More Adult Content so i.e. when there is a Hot Bird in it, you get to see her nips, if not her Bush. That would usually be Gd News for me, but under circumstances I was a bit nervous, in case all the nudity set my brother off. It didnāt though, he managed to keep himself under control.
My brotherās review is that āI liked all the 4th Wall Stuff. It reminded me of Lovejoy.ā Iāve never seen Lovejoy, so I canāt comment, but I know it had the bro from Deadwood in it. My Brother is Quite Bit Older Than Me.
My review is that if I was making my Perfect Movie, it wouldnāt have voiceover, and it wouldnāt have flashbacks, and this movie had Loads. It was sort of alright tho. I wasnāt completely bored. I deffo wouldnāt watch again tho, and have no interest in seeing a sequal, or 12 fucking sequals, or whatever those Capeshit Cunts are planning next RIP.
Been watching all the Gravity Falls eps with my kids. The elsdest stayed up to watch the final ep stream live.
Yes its cartoon , yes it was on Disney . But it was actually a pretty nicely done story. Alex Hirsch wanted 2 seasons to tell his story and no more. I thought it was cool.
Sort of āTwin Peaksā in cartoon form I guess.
I donāt care. I liked it
I actually think a āFilms With Nippersā* might be a good thread in its own right. Thereās a fair few of us that have got kids, nieces or nephews. Personally, Iāve got something of a gap between my youngest and the wee nippers in the extended family, bridged somewhat by the facts that they love old Disney stuff and my nephew is a big Spider-Man fan (Iām a bit of an expert, yāknow - the sort of dick that knows that the hyphen exists).
I was chatting with my mate on the phone about Star Wars: Rebels. He and his eldest boy are loving it.
* Iām not entertaining any āfeminisedā ānippettesā malarkey. Nippers are nippers. Actors are actors.
Yeah that could be cool. Sharing stuff with the offspring is one of lifes high points. Taking them to the star wars movie was epic and last weekend we watched Ghostbusters together and they were in fits.
I would, however, beg caution on how you title the thread. āFilms with nippersā wouldnāt necessary be understood by all. Since I moved from Southampton around the country not everyone gets the reference.
āfilms with youngstersā āpre teen moviesā etc are all likely to turn the head of Yewtree even before you start adding in the additional layer of male/female nipples or whatever you were on about
How about: āPompey Porn (family films)ā?
Originally posted by @Sussexsaint
I would, however, beg caution on how you title the thread. āFilms with nippersā wouldnāt necessary be understood by all. Since I moved from Southampton around the country not everyone gets the reference.
āfilms with youngstersā āpre teen moviesā etc are all likely to turn the head of Yewtree even before you start adding in the additional layer of male/female nipples or whatever you were on about
Iām not starting the thread, dude. Getting a bit sick of seeing my avatar all over the Latest page
Such considerations shall fall to another.
Oh wow. where to start.
DC Legends of Tomorrow.
Either I just watched the biggest pile of Dogshit since Dogs were invented OR someone in Hollywood has an evil sense of humour.
So (No great Spoilers) show starts in 2166 with London getting zapped in the 2nd Blitz by some Geezer who has taken over the world.
Cut to back view of some bloke (and here we go) appealing to āThe Time Councilā for permission to āChange The Timelineā to save humanity. Back of Head Man walks down corridor to his Time Ship, turns around and???
Itās fooking Rory. - Amy Pondsā squeeze from Dr Who, complete with a daft coat. I mean. mixing Cape Shit AND Dr Who? Seriously?
Anyway, he heads back to downtown DC Universe and off we go.
Honestly? I think it could be fun and well done to Arthur Darvill for blagging the part.
All other reviews are worthless now. I used to think Papās reviews were great but Bearsyās are far superior.