🥃 The Single Malt Thread

Only tired a cuple of Japanese whiskies, and have been very pleasently surprized, any recommendations?

I don’t drink spirits :astonished: No really. But if I did, it would be a Suntory Time.

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You, sirrah, are a twat of the highest order. Never, ever darken this thread again.

Meh, I am partial to a shot or two of Monkey Shoulder at the moment. Especially when it is last orders and someone else’s round

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Got another bottle yesterday. £16 in Tesco. It’s closer so I thought fuck it, It’s only a quid.

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Top bantz … You guys!

Oooooo, I’m Fatso and I’m posh and drink Grouse. Well, I have a half- drunk bottle of Bells in my cupboard (honestly). So, up yours posh-Fats

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This may surprise some of you, but I spent Hogmanay up in Aberdeen some years ago with a mate. His family took me to all these very posh dinners in massive houses with fantastic food on offer. Walking into each house it was obligatory to be offered a glass of whiskey - invariably Bells topped up with water. I was rather taken aback, expecting to be offered top notch malts.

In my cupboard at the moment (apart from the Bells) is a bottle of that Talisker (disparagingly mentioned earlier as being one of those airport whiskeys) and a rather nice, half-finished bottle of Dalwhinnie.

Point of order Sir Bath! (merely to correct some important facts -and to highlight a pendantry that takes over when it comes to the nectar of life)

  1. When referring to Scotch, Its Whisky - no ‘e’ - those hairy arsed Oirish place an additioanl ‘e’ in their spelling…

  2. Bells is not Whisky, its the toxic extract when you have filtered the ‘solid matter’ from a chemical toilet - do not utter its name again on this thread… Fatso is sailing close with his blended malt and grain Grouse… on a SINGLE MALT THREAD. Fucking Philis. You will have been offered Bells as you were English

  3. Talisker - the ‘true’ 10 year old is a great malt, its the non-age labeled marketing led stuff with twattsh names, that the owners are flogging to make a ton of money whilst the popularity of the water of life is on a high, that get the evil eye from me… often charging £50-£80 for something that could have 3 year old casks contributing… In the words of wee jock McJock proprietor of local Whisky specialist shop, '‘its an abomination in the eyes of the lord’

  4. Dalwhinnie is nae bad - good smooth 15 year old. I have a good half bottle of a 1980 distilled 95 bottled limited that is rather splendid

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Fuck me. Has operation Yewtree shut down? Sort yourself out, @areloa-grandee

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this one is good because you can drink it everyday apparently.

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I’ve just had a bowl of Scotch Broth…

I think you’re talking about the tradition at christmas and new year where the riff raff get invited round the posh houses and are given a tot of cheap whiskey to help them get through the cold winter times.

I am feeling a little ill. Gentlemen, I may have to go an lie down for a while.

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I was having a long, hard think about getting a bottle of this yesterday: https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/19641/mackmyra-brukswhisky

Any of you lot ever tried it?

Nope, but looks interesting. That site stocks a 1979 Lagavulin distillers edition for … £1400. I paid £47 for mine back when it was released in 1995. I have about a 1/4 of it left as its is stunning but had no ideathese were now now that expensive!! will work out about £100 a dram for what I have left!!

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Ok, AG, you’ve got your way.

This will be the only thread we ever allow on malt.

If anyone tries to jip you off by starting a new one, be it on whisky, loaf or teasers, the mods will come down on them like a ton of bricks.

This is the Single Malt thread.

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Your original post is an excellent choice. This is from the area my family originally hail from generations ago. I hope to get some over the weekend for the holidays.

We used to drink a lot of Nikka in Japan. Tokyo recommends…

It’s a blend but it is very good.

If you insist on a Malt… Not as nice imo but a Malt

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Thanks Tokes, will be checking out some Japanese Malts in 2018

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Maybe. We were encouraged to doff our caps and tug our fore locks.