The Slightly Belated 2016 Sotonians Awards

You wanted Gold and silver? I just picked up the standard pink and brown…

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By the way bletch, when is the ceremony? Need to order my posh frock and get waxed.

I have cast my votes.

Duty carried out.

I do not understand the questions!

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We’ve been literally* unindated with votes.

I believe that the volume of interest may have caused Google’s servers to fail.

If you tried voting earlier and received the " The Sotonians 2016 Awards is just too popular at the moment, try back later." message, then please persevere.

Otherwise there is a real possibility that Barry might win MVP.

Your vote matters - remember June 23rd!

*Not literally.

supermikey is upset as you missed him off the most valuable music contribution award nominations. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

Who?

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How the fuck can I only be level in this award category?

I was hoping I might actually win one category.

One wag even suggested Stretch Armstrong.

Very childish.

If you aren’t going to take this seriously, I’ll just take the voting form down.

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KRG by a short head* at the moment in the music category.

*This does not mean that KRG has bribed the judging panel, cough, me, with a quick BJ.

StickyWhiteDovePiss’s put down of pap has taken an early lead.

Is it any co-incidence that the week Tiger announces his return to chat shit get banged with yours truly, my name (deservedly of course) appears more than Eric’s in the Annual Awards Listing?

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Jack Schitt most missed at this stage…

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

How the fuck can I only be level in this award category?

was hoping I might actually win one category.

One wag even suggested Stretch Armstrong.

Very childish.

If you aren’t going to take this seriously, I’ll just take the voting form down.

Oh, very clever…

We don’t even have a moderator called “pap anti-stretch” (presumably a hilarious reference to the fact that pap didn’t grow like normal people do. No offence, papster).

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Don’t be upset, pet - at least you’re out front in the race for in the Coco the Clown Worst Matchday Outfit award. Others of us are enjoying a positively Putin-like 100% support, but I would never wish to brag.

Didn’t know you liked Golf, Philip.

BTW, does banged mean something different in Dubai?

What happened the the worst Butler on site category ?

I am still waiting for my replacement Pelican.

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Bletch decided against including that category, as he was severely conflicted. On the one hand, he desperately wants to win an award and knows that he’d scoop that one; on the other, he knows he’d scoop that one.

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I live in Dubai. Nobody’s ever told me what it meant ANYWHERE tbh.

(Damn you should have had an award for the most use of words that nobody else understands)

So who else voted for themselves?