The Slightly Belated 2016 Sotonians Awards

How the fuck can I only be level in this award category?

I was hoping I might actually win one category.

One wag even suggested Stretch Armstrong.

Very childish.

If you aren’t going to take this seriously, I’ll just take the voting form down.

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KRG by a short head* at the moment in the music category.

*This does not mean that KRG has bribed the judging panel, cough, me, with a quick BJ.

StickyWhiteDovePiss’s put down of pap has taken an early lead.

Is it any co-incidence that the week Tiger announces his return to chat shit get banged with yours truly, my name (deservedly of course) appears more than Eric’s in the Annual Awards Listing?

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Jack Schitt most missed at this stage…

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

How the fuck can I only be level in this award category?

was hoping I might actually win one category.

One wag even suggested Stretch Armstrong.

Very childish.

If you aren’t going to take this seriously, I’ll just take the voting form down.

Oh, very clever…

We don’t even have a moderator called “pap anti-stretch” (presumably a hilarious reference to the fact that pap didn’t grow like normal people do. No offence, papster).

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Don’t be upset, pet - at least you’re out front in the race for in the Coco the Clown Worst Matchday Outfit award. Others of us are enjoying a positively Putin-like 100% support, but I would never wish to brag.

Didn’t know you liked Golf, Philip.

BTW, does banged mean something different in Dubai?

What happened the the worst Butler on site category ?

I am still waiting for my replacement Pelican.

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Bletch decided against including that category, as he was severely conflicted. On the one hand, he desperately wants to win an award and knows that he’d scoop that one; on the other, he knows he’d scoop that one.

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I live in Dubai. Nobody’s ever told me what it meant ANYWHERE tbh.

(Damn you should have had an award for the most use of words that nobody else understands)

So who else voted for themselves?

As far as i can see somebody else voted for Sfcsim as he had 2votes and everybody else including Sfcsim voted for themselves

Just you and about ten others looking at the scores.

Well assuming it rhymes with hanged and not with ranged…

No wonder Tiger’s game is totally banged.

Me thinks the “Other” category might have been an epic fail on Bletch’s part

Pah - what do you think I am - a fooking Politician? I’d NEVER vote for myself, I have SOME standards left.

No argument with the definition, but they’ve got the spelling of ‘Bletch’ wrong.

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Only in 2 awards and none where my name is an option!

Is none the right word to use when my name only appears as an option in one fricking award???

No, I get the detail of all the “Other” entries.

It just doesn’t show in the charts I’ve posted.

EDIT: That’s how I will be able to massage the final results.