The Slightly Belated 2016 Sotonians Awards

That was actually interesting in the middle there somewhere - you must have a duller one than that, and spare us no detail.

OK. OK. Enough of the golf stories already.

I’ll get the awards done at the w/e.

Just no more “Get in the hole, Tiger”, yeah?

Originally posted by @Dubai_Phil

One big issue is why would a guy with a badly damaged back want to fly 15 hours he doesn’t need the money after all & everyone expected him to say that.

It is of course Trump International GC that is opening so he’s doing Donald a favour.

Trump’s people have incriminating sex-tape of him?

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WHAT? You mean there’s MORE.

Dammit have to start collecting Lefties ones

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll did you hear the one about

What time over the weekend Bletch?

You’ve got to give him time to recover from his hangover after drinking a WHOLE bottle of Brew Dog Punk IPA!!

Normally he restricts himself to 1/2 a bottle but it is Friday!!

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If bletch can get his arse in gear, I have time to get down the Badgium Mines this weekend.

If you could make it Sunday that would be great, as I am off down to Burnley tomorrow, for my draw! ha ha…

… oh hang on perhaps I should go to Anfield?!!

Those 9 hour days not killing you yet then??

As it goes, no. They end when I get home. The old job never did.

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Ah, getting the work-life blanace right at last…something the French need a law to do!!!

Can we have a special extra award for the poster who attracted fewest (as in in none whatsoever. Not a sausage. Bugger all) votes in all categories put together?

It won’t need any votes, it just needs to be awarded to BTripz.

Or how about a “Most Hated Poster” category? Bob needs the votes, and I can’t see a better way of getting them for him. Even if it’s only announced now for next year’s awards, at least he’ll have something to look forward to.

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I think hated is a bit extreme, how about irrelevant?

If we are looking to really kick someone when they are down and make them feel that their very existence is futile, surely it’s more upsetting to be ignored than despised?

It could be the Who Are Ya? Award.

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Bletch and Pap show Bob some love

On the wagon at the moment. Haven’t drunk alcohol this year.

I need to be careful how long my abstinence lasts for or I might start to lose my legendary tolerance to strong alcohol like Punk IPA*.

Sat in a bar in London at the moment and had orange juice and (now) coffee.

I obviously don’t have an alcohol problem, if I did I would be sitting here posting on a football forum about the fact that I’m not drinking at the moment.

What’s that?

Oh.

*from Brewdog the best brewery in the world.

I give Bletch another half hour until he cracks and sinks a few

Then we just have to put up with an evening of the rambling ravings of a beer sodden loon on his journey home

:lou_wink:

Someone just needs to pass within 2’ of him with a beer or whiskey in hand, the fumes from that alone will have him Bletchfaced.

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Originally posted by @Fowllyd

Can we have a special extra award for the poster who attracted fewest (as in in none whatsoever. Not a sausage. Bugger all) votes in all categories put together?

It won’t need any votes, it just needs to be awarded to BTripz.

Or how about a “Most Hated Poster” category? Bob needs the votes, and I can’t see a better way of getting them for him. Even if it’s only announced now for next year’s awards, at least he’ll have something to look forward to.

https://youtu.be/zGGXVTXFO-4

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Do we have any results for this yet?

Limited window of opportunity.