The slippery Chelski slope to feeling blue, can we Bridge the gap

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I think BTripz needs a rest from duties and a lie down in a darkened room.
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The team and title rock
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BTripz posted this 14 December 2017 - Last edited 14 December 2017

What about that title then @Chutney Ferret? What about that?

So, let's draw a little red line under last nights shambles. Find the fic epositives and breath....

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The stuttering blues up at Stamford Bridge next, which Chelsea team will turn up? The Pensioners or the Blues? More importantly which Saints team will turn up?

Was MoPo MKII saving his best players for this weekend's exertions? Tune in to this week's exciting episode of #WeMarchOn to find out.

Personally I think we're screwed, Hazard to score against us (as he always does). 3-0 to the Blues. 

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PhilippineSaint posted this 14 December 2017

Go on we cant be as bad as this morning on Saturday evening 

Can we?

0-1 to Saints Conte sent to the stands again for abusing the match officials when we get a penalty in the 47th minute as Tadic falls over his own feet.

 

 

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CB Saint posted this 14 December 2017

I am not doing Saturday - it does not exist and anything that happens will not count.

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TheMightyOstrich posted this 14 December 2017

What's the biggest defeat ever in the Premier League?

BTripz posted this 14 December 2017

Originally posted by TheMightyOstrich

What's the biggest defeat ever in the Premier League?

 This one

Fatso posted this 14 December 2017

Originally posted by TheMightyOstrich

What's the biggest defeat ever in the Premier League?

 Don't know but do you remember when we destroyed Sunderland 8-0?

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TheMightyOstrich posted this 14 December 2017

Originally posted by BTripz

Originally posted by TheMightyOstrich

What's the biggest defeat ever in the Premier League?

 This one

Good to see your Soviets role doesn't eat too much into your time.

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TheMightyOstrich posted this 14 December 2017

I'll go for 9-0 then, matching the biggest ever Premier League win... I'm not sure yet whether it will be to Saints or to Chelsea, but will let you know nearer the time.

Barry Sanchez posted this 14 December 2017

3-1 Chelsea. Its Huddersfield I am worried about, if we lose that we're in real trouble.

Saint or sinner posted this 14 December 2017

Originally posted by Barry Sanchez

3-1 Chelsea. Its Huddersfield I am worried about, if we lose that we're in real trouble.

 How will you feel if we beat Chelsea but lose to Huddersfield?

I'm going for confusedlou_smiley

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Dubai_Phil posted this 14 December 2017

Well. What a choice you lot have.

Watch the game or go Xmas shopping.

I'll be packing

 

Areola Grandee posted this 14 December 2017

Sadly... no option to vote for 'the team rock but title sucks' .... bring on Fowlwilly and his bonmots I say 

(almost as poor a title as 'white Hart pain' the classic 2003 DVD with the only ever recorded example of The GOrgeous Anders Svensson scoring without disturbing his beautiful Bletch like hair) 

Rust Cohle posted this 14 December 2017

Saints will win 4-0. Hoedt hat trick and incredible volley from Fraser Forster (ball bouncing off him whilst attempting to catch)

At the final whistle Mauricio Pellegrino will strip naked and double hand slap his arse cheeks to bring attention to a vivid 'black tattoo which says'  'FUCK BARRY SANCHEZ'  

Les Reed will parachute onto the pitch and wrestle Conte to the ground and tickle him until he agrees to take the saints job in January.

You heard it here first. 

 

 

Barry Sanchez posted this 14 December 2017

Originally posted by Saint or sinner

Originally posted by Barry Sanchez

3-1 Chelsea. Its Huddersfield I am worried about, if we lose that we're in real trouble.

 How will you feel if we beat Chelsea but lose to Huddersfield?

I'm going for confusedlou_smiley

 We won't beat Chelsea.

Cobham Saint posted this 14 December 2017

I won't be watching.

Young Adult will be back from Uni for Xmas and were going out for lunch & to find out how quickly I can be drunk under the table.

3:1 to Chelski

 

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Cobham Saint posted this 14 December 2017

Originally posted by Rust Cohle

Saints will win 4-0. Hoedt hat trick and incredible volley from Fraser Forster (ball bouncing off him whilst attempting to catch)

At the final whistle Mauricio Pellegrino will strip naked and double hand slap his arse cheeks to bring attention to a vivid 'black tattoo which says'  'FUCK BARRY SANCHEZ'  

Les Reed will parachute onto the pitch and wrestle Conte to the ground and tickle him until he agrees to take the saints job in January.

You heard it here first. 

 

 

 To be fair that's as plausible as anything else I've heard.  Got to be worth a fiver. Anyone got odds for it?

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Rust Cohle posted this 16 December 2017

T'is the morning of the big game and yet I had to go 3 threads down on page 2 to find this one.   Apathy or are we shite fans?

Bazza where be'est thou?  

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Bucks posted this 16 December 2017

I turned down a ticket for this one.  So we should be OK.

Bucks posted this 16 December 2017

Originally posted by Rust Cohle

T'is the morning of the big game and yet I had to go 3 threads down on page 2 to find this one.   Apathy or are we shite fans?

Bazza where be'est thou?  

You know that this site is not very keen on sport, right?   

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Dubai_Phil posted this 16 December 2017

Originally posted by Rust Cohle

T'is the morning of the big game and yet I had to go 3 threads down on page 2 to find this one.   Apathy or are we shite fans?

Bazza where be'est thou?  

 Neither.

We'e all still deciding whether to hide behind a sofa or hit the shops in a desperate attempt to avoid listening/watching the game

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gavstar posted this 16 December 2017

Originally posted by Rust Cohle

T'is the morning of the big game and yet I had to go 3 threads down on page 2 to find this one.   Apathy or are we shite fans?

Bazza where be'est thou?  

 Not sure if I can be bothered to answer that question.

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