Sadly… no option to vote for ‘the team rock but title sucks’ … bring on Fowlwilly and his bonmots I say
(almost as poor a title as ‘white Hart pain’ the classic 2003 DVD with the only ever recorded example of The GOrgeous Anders Svensson scoring without disturbing his beautiful Bletch like hair)
Saints will win 4-0. Hoedt hat trick and incredible volley from Fraser Forster (ball bouncing off him whilst attempting to catch)
At the final whistle Mauricio Pellegrino will strip naked and double hand slap his arse cheeks to bring attention to a vivid ‘black tattoo which says’ ‘FUCK BARRY SANCHEZ’
Les Reed will parachute onto the pitch and wrestle Conte to the ground and tickle him until he agrees to take the saints job in January.