What about that title then @areloa-grandee ? What about that?
So, let’s draw a little red line under last nights shambles. Find the fic epositives and breath…
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The stuttering blues up at Stamford Bridge next, which Chelsea team will turn up? The Pensioners or the Blues? More importantly which Saints team will turn up?
Was MoPo MKII saving his best players for this weekend’s exertions? Tune in to this week’s exciting episode of #WeMarchOn to find out.
Personally I think we’re screwed, Hazard to score against us (as he always does). 3-0 to the Blues.
I think BTripz needs a rest from duties and a lie down in a darkened room.
Go on we cant be as bad as this morning on Saturday evening
Can we?
0-1 to Saints Conte sent to the stands again for abusing the match officials when we get a penalty in the 47th minute as Tadic falls over his own feet.
I’ll go for 9-0 then, matching the biggest ever Premier League win… I’m not sure yet whether it will be to Saints or to Chelsea, but will let you know nearer the time.
Sadly… no option to vote for ‘the team rock but title sucks’ … bring on Fowlwilly and his bonmots I say
(almost as poor a title as ‘white Hart pain’ the classic 2003 DVD with the only ever recorded example of The GOrgeous Anders Svensson scoring without disturbing his beautiful Bletch like hair)
Saints will win 4-0. Hoedt hat trick and incredible volley from Fraser Forster (ball bouncing off him whilst attempting to catch)
At the final whistle Mauricio Pellegrino will strip naked and double hand slap his arse cheeks to bring attention to a vivid ‘black tattoo which says’ ‘FUCK BARRY SANCHEZ’
Les Reed will parachute onto the pitch and wrestle Conte to the ground and tickle him until he agrees to take the saints job in January.