The Water Thread

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saintbletch posted this 22 December 2017 - Last edited 22 December 2017

Today I shall be drinking water. Lots of water. 

My drink of choice today is Eastleigh tap water. 

Please give a nod to your favourite combination of hydrogen and oxygen below. 

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Areola Grandee posted this 22 December 2017

Water is for cunts

Cobham Saint posted this 22 December 2017

I normally add it to tea and coffee - I find it very agreeable.

gavstar posted this 22 December 2017

I don't mind water.  I don't have a preferred brand, although it has to be the non-bubbly kind, I would rather drink punk IPA than bubbly water.

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lifeintheslowlane posted this 22 December 2017

Originally posted by gavstar

I don't mind water.  I don't have a preferred brand, although it has to be the non-bubbly kind, I would rather drink punk IPA than bubbly water.

 Isn't that the same?

 

Someone had to say it.

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lifeintheslowlane posted this 22 December 2017

I go for a nice bottle of Chateau Floride '53

Always have a glass beside the bed every night for my teeth. When I wake I pop them in and give the wife a fresh flouride, early morning nibble. lou_lol

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gavstar posted this 22 December 2017

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Originally posted by gavstar

I don't mind water.  I don't have a preferred brand, although it has to be the non-bubbly kind, I would rather drink punk IPA than bubbly water.

 Isn't that the same?

 

Someone had to say it.

 Technically yes, but at least punk IPA is attempting something towards a flavour.  Bubbly water just reminds me of when you didn't have any syrup for your soda stream but you try it anyway, the result being fizzy clear liquid that just tastes and feels fucking wrong lou_angry

CB Saint posted this 22 December 2017 - Last edited 22 December 2017

Water is fine as long as its been introduced to hops, yeast and barley.

Or if it is moistening the roots of some 40yr old left bank vines

Or a dash of it is added to a particularly aggresive rum to make it more approachable

Bucks posted this 22 December 2017

I use it to wash.  Myself, or very occasionally, the car.   Only kids drink it.  Or morons. 

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Intiniki posted this 22 December 2017

I quite like fizzy water. 

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Bucks posted this 22 December 2017

Originally posted by Intiniki

I quite like fizzy water. 

Every bath time I imagine? 

Tokyo-Saint posted this 22 December 2017

Originally posted by Areola Grandee

Water is for cunts

 Hang on... as a mixer it is half decent. I prefer ice but if someone asked for water I would never hound then out of Eastleigh. Lets face it, everyone else there will be on WDK or 2-4-1  wank juice but when in Rome. 

CB Saint posted this 22 December 2017

I just passed some.

Goatboy posted this 23 December 2017

I have some stashed.

Fowllyd posted this 23 December 2017

Telling it like it is:

PhilippineSaint posted this 23 December 2017

As long as Vodka is a translation of Water I will be fine.

 

cellone posted this 24 December 2017

I like Highland Spring and don't like tap water from the south west. There I said it and I'm not sorry. 

Cobham Saint posted this 24 December 2017

Originally posted by cellone

I like Highland Spring and don't like tap water from the south west. There I said it and I'm not sorry. 

 Hang on a tick, doesn't t'north have "soft" water unlike the south who have "hard" water (ignore the SW)

There was some joke about hard northerners having it soft that I was going to make phnar phnar, but realised it didn't work.I'll get my coat

 

Fatso posted this 24 December 2017

I need some water :(

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saintbletch posted this 24 December 2017

Originally posted by Fatso

I need some water :(

...and soap.

👃 💩

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cellone posted this 24 December 2017

Originally posted by saintbletch

Originally posted by Fatso

I need some water :(

...and soap.

👃 💩

 Boom tish 

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