The Water Thread

Isnā€™t that the same?

Someone had to say it.

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I go for a nice bottle of Chateau Floride '53

Always have a glass beside the bed every night for my teeth. When I wake I pop them in and give the wife a fresh flouride, early morning nibble. :lou_lol:

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Technically yes, but at least punk IPA is attempting something towards a flavour. Bubbly water just reminds me of when you didnā€™t have any syrup for your soda stream but you try it anyway, the result being fizzy clear liquid that just tastes and feels fucking wrong :lou_angry:

Water is fine as long as its been introduced to hops, yeast and barley.

Or if it is moistening the roots of some 40yr old left bank vines

Or a dash of it is added to a particularly aggresive rum to make it more approachable

I use it to wash. Myself, or very occasionally, the car. Only kids drink it. Or morons.

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I quite like fizzy water.

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Every bath time I imagine?

Hang onā€¦ as a mixer it is half decent. I prefer ice but if someone asked for water I would never hound then out of Eastleigh. Lets face it, everyone else there will be on WDK or 2-4-1 wank juice but when in Rome.

I just passed some.

I have some stashed.

Telling it like it is:

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As long as Vodka is a translation of Water I will be fine.

I like Highland Spring and donā€™t like tap water from the south west. There I said it and Iā€™m not sorry.

Hang on a tick, doesnā€™t tā€™north have ā€œsoftā€ water unlike the south who have ā€œhardā€ water (ignore the SW)

There was some joke about hard northerners having it soft that I was going to make phnar phnar, but realised it didnā€™t work.Iā€™ll get my coat

I need some water :frowning:

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ā€¦and soap.

:nose: :poop:

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Boom tish

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This is true in most cases. Hard water sucks. Once thirsty in Devon I bought some Tarka Water. Joking that it was otter piss I took a massive gulp only to spit it out. Ex said that there was no need for that as sheā€™d got the joke but it tasted just like Hampshire tap fkn water.

Hang in the BMI 38.2, I felt the cold hand of death yeterday, but after the mare of 24 hours of suffering, I am now reborn and back to being able to contemplate a fine winem beer and naturally single Malt as well.

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AG I upvoted you enough points to win last week Christmas upvote list but nobody saw it