I like Highland Spring and don't like tap water from the south west. There I said it and I'm not sorry.
Hang on a tick, doesn't t'north have "soft" water unlike the south who have "hard" water (ignore the SW)
There was some joke about hard northerners having it soft that I was going to make phnar phnar, but realised it didn't work.I'll get my coat
This is true in most cases. Hard water sucks. Once thirsty in Devon I bought some Tarka Water. Joking that it was otter piss I took a massive gulp only to spit it out. Ex said that there was no need for that as she'd got the joke but it tasted just like Hampshire tap fkn water.