The ‘why am I not asleep thread?’

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Areola Grandee posted this 06 February 2018

Its 0317 and I should be asleep. Instead I woke up needing an age induced urination but decided to go all out. The throne is usually the best place to post from imho. 

So why are you awake now ? Shifty go on the Handie whilst the mrs is asleep? Burglar  on way out? Or like me in need of age related bowel and bladder evacuation?

(time zone freaks to remain silent as it not about you)

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PhilippineSaint posted this 06 February 2018

Because it is a + 8 hour time difference so it is now 11:55 in the morning,

 

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PhilippineSaint posted this 06 February 2018

OOOPs didnt read to the end of your post AG  lou_flirt

Dubai_Phil posted this 06 February 2018

While you were watching tv I was sufferi g - bloody sinus infection - so when I lay down it resolutely expands and hurts like fvcks affects my eye teeth and facial nerve - so like a migraine.

So yeah I was sipping medication at 3:30am to no avail.

Arrrh couldn' post anything as couldn' see straight.

Hangover is much more manageable tbh

Areola Grandee posted this 06 February 2018

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

Because it is a + 8 hour time difference so it is now 11:55 in the morning,

 

 You are upvoted as ignoring the advice mademe laugh lou_lol

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Bucks posted this 06 February 2018

Only just got in from an all night beer and sex soaked partyfest.  You are old indeed. 

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Areola Grandee posted this 06 February 2018

Originally posted by Bucks

Only just got in from an all night beer and sex soaked partyfest.  You are old indeed. 

 Hard core! lou_wink2

My all night party days of the odd sip of champagne and a few risque dance moves with nice young ladies are well and truely over.... 

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Cobham Saint posted this 06 February 2018

Originally posted by Bucks

Only just got in from an all night beer and sex soaked partyfest.  You are old indeed. 

 And Mrs Bucks waiting at the front door armed with a rolling pin and a few choice words no doubt lou_wink2

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Dubai_Phil posted this 06 February 2018

Arrrgghhh.

Sinus kicking off again

Ffs

lifeintheslowlane posted this 06 February 2018

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

Arrrgghhh.

Sinus kicking off again

Ffs

 Have you tried "Night Nurse"...it certainly knocks you out. It has an antihistamine in it too so will aid the claggy sinuses. I had a cough for 8 weeks...the tickley cough runny nose...not worth going to the quack kind of thing but bloody annoying all the same.

Cobham Saint posted this 06 February 2018

Max strength Sinutab (or local equivalent) and an anti-histamine (loratadine is my choice) worked wonders for me.

 

Bucks posted this 06 February 2018

Only just got in from an all night beer and sex soaked partyfest.  You are old indeed. 

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Cobham Saint posted this 06 February 2018

Originally posted by Bucks

Only just got in from an all night beer and sex soaked partyfest.  You are old indeed. 

 Again? Mrs Bucks is clearly very tolerant, unless....and I hesitate to suggest anything else obvs

lou_wink2

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lifeintheslowlane posted this 06 February 2018

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Originally posted by Bucks

Only just got in from an all night beer and sex soaked partyfest.  You are old indeed. 

 Again? Mrs Bucks is clearly very tolerant, unless....and I hesitate to suggest anything else obvs

lou_wink2

 Rolling-pin brain damage? lou_lol

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PhilippineSaint posted this 06 February 2018

Originally posted by Bucks

Only just got in from an all night beer and sex soaked partyfest.  You are old indeed. 

 I think that @Swinger Bucks is telling porkie pies

PhilippineSaint posted this 06 February 2018 - Last edited 07 February 2018

I am keeping my beady eye on you lot 

@pap is not asleep

@SaintBristol is still awake 

@Dubai_Philis now drugged up to the eyeballs

@PhilippineSaint Is hard at work lou_lol

SaintBristol posted this 07 February 2018

Go figure 

Dubai_Phil posted this 07 February 2018

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

Arrrgghhh.

Sinus kicking off again

Ffs

 Have you tried "Night Nurse"...it certainly knocks you out. It has an antihistamine in it too so will aid the claggy sinuses. I had a cough for 8 weeks...the tickley cough runny nose...not worth going to the quack kind of thing but bloody annoying all the same.

 Thanks but way past that.

Got whacked on the bridge of the nose while playing hockey (I blame Rupert). Never had an issue until about 4 years ago.

There is one tree here that gives lots of people trouble in a hay fever way (never had that before I came). Anyway after XRay's and MRI's finally fund the nose was broken all those years ago and so there is a slight restriction of the sinus. They could operate but "it has a  risk factor" so no.

When that damn pollen hits it kicks off hours of running (Clarinase & Xyzal help avoid drowning) but every evening when I lay down it dries up and expands putting pressue on the eye socket and facial nerve and even some of my remaining teeth roots.

So the Meds are all prescription and the most powerful allowed down here. Ice Packs and Politices also help. But sometimes even a bottle of Scotch won't work.

The simple answer is to implement the exit strategy and get away from that one damned type of tree. Hopefully 4 days in UK & France next week will swamp that problem with Man Flu.

lifeintheslowlane posted this 07 February 2018

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

Arrrgghhh.

Sinus kicking off again

Ffs

 Have you tried "Night Nurse"...it certainly knocks you out. It has an antihistamine in it too so will aid the claggy sinuses. I had a cough for 8 weeks...the tickley cough runny nose...not worth going to the quack kind of thing but bloody annoying all the same.

 Thanks but way past that.

Got whacked on the bridge of the nose while playing hockey (I blame Rupert). Never had an issue until about 4 years ago.

There is one tree here that gives lots of people trouble in a hay fever way (never had that before I came). Anyway after XRay's and MRI's finally fund the nose was broken all those years ago and so there is a slight restriction of the sinus. They could operate but "it has a  risk factor" so no.

When that damn pollen hits it kicks off hours of running (Clarinase & Xyzal help avoid drowning) but every evening when I lay down it dries up and expands putting pressue on the eye socket and facial nerve and even some of my remaining teeth roots.

So the Meds are all prescription and the most powerful allowed down here. Ice Packs and Politices also help. But sometimes even a bottle of Scotch won't work.

The simple answer is to implement the exit strategy and get away from that one damned type of tree. Hopefully 4 days in UK & France next week will swamp that problem with Man Flu.

 Ah good old Man Flu...and as you probably know it's available over here without a prescription so dose up while you can. lou_lol

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Bearsy posted this 19 February 2018

My gf woke me up at 3am wanting sex. She couldn't understand why I was mad! B-but you love sex, she said.

How would you feel, I said, if I woke you in the middle of the night and told you to do a bunch of push-ups?

It's not often i win an argument. I thought I'd record it here for posterity!