The ‘why am I not asleep thread?’

Those subtitle signs are the worse when it comes to loving.

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I think i might be going blind. I can’t see out me eyes half time. All those people who can still live a normal lif, they should tell me…

Tell me about the new land! Tyne promised last

This was never the goal.

Oh god.

I’ve got jet lag. So should be waking up about 10am.

BUT oh no. 5am it is.

So after seeing the scale of the work in September at the weekend a part of my brain demands that I go to the gym?

Think I need help.

The stags limber up ahead of Bear’s World Tour

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That’s amusing but fake news. Thisis actually Baz’s dance troupe rehearsals (Saturdays at 3pm, if anyone’s interested, hence why he never goes to matches).

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Well, yes, TMO

… And let’s not forget the pre-match ritual of Bazza’s hermit mate.

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Waking up in the middle of the night for a slash is a real pain. I’m old enough to now suffer this irrespective of what time i stop taking fluids on board in the evening, but young enough to still wake up with the old chap “piss proud” and invariably I curse my luck as, still half asleep and struggling to come around, i try and keep the wood from pissing everywhere but in the pot.

Arrrh.

This morning I was staring into the abyss work woes etc.

Resolved them during the day and may have saved the day…So go for some beer with an investor all good.

Except I’ve been in aircon rooms all day.

So tonight as I start the busiest week in years my sinuses decide to explode in pain again plus I’m drowning in hay fever type symptoms…

Waiting for meds to kick in now. Way past midnight here still drowning in snot stress & adrenalin.

FFS

I slept very well last night and did not get out of bed until after mid-day due to. Getting a Nooner :lou_surprised:

Corrected for you.

No charge :wink:

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Hello stress

Where you been these past 10 years?

I thought you left it on the Golf Course.

Mine disappears as soon as the Chopper takes off from the Helipad in the the South China Sea. And you know for most of the time 28 days stress free has arrived.

Apart from when the Daughter decideds to get married at home. Aarrghhh

Still correct whether you changed it or not mush :lou_lol:

Normally do tbh. Only normal stress is watching Saints on tv.

Been helping a tech start up for a year coaching a geek. Now we are ready to make the next step and go to market properly he obviously doesn’t understand non geek stuff like deliverables and law of contract

It’s just annoying having to explain ROI and decision making processes to a tech genius who always explains back that software code doesn’t work like that to which I reply yes but money does then he starts to explain how money grows on trees and and and

I’e been there many times before luckily his tech is awesome but I need to get it to customers now not wait for a pink fluffy upgrade in 6 months maybe.

eg When can you deliver xxx?

It’s not that easy I need to hire a specialist developer.

OK hire one

It’ NOT that easy

Why

Because it’s not that easy…

Arrrgghhh

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Bollocks… just seen the auto clockforward thingy switch from 00:59 to 02:00 losing an hour of time to get this bastard of a proposal completed for new job application. AG is considering swapping a global leading healthcare company for a tiny boutique… higher risk, but less travel and corporate shit/stress… need sleep but 9 hours to complete it.

Is the time a changing?

Insomnia - me- late night tv - shite - Books? - read ‘em. - walk in the woods? - best not as dogging site off the main road. Alcohol? - had enough :roll_eyes::man_shrugging:t3:

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This is why you cant sleep at night

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Normally enough Vodka sees me right and not usually a problem.
What I AM having a problem with, after so few trips in the past 2 years, is sleeping in the Van.
I often get 2, 5 and sometimes 6 hours sitting in the Van. Pre Covid. Eat sandwich mild Gluten intolerance woud kick in, and after 1 sudoku I would be out cold. This last 6 weeks? Nada. Nothing, no chance.
My clients are unconscious within seconds of me opening my mouth & starting my spiel but me? Nothing.
This is annoying, most times I can’t leave the spot I’ve parked in as the clients would never find me, some have no mobile signal let alone any internet.
This could become a BIG problem as Vodka ain’t no solution unless I want another less comfy ride in a Cop Wagon.
Harumph

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