The ‘why am I not asleep thread?’

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Dubai_Phil posted this 20 February 2018

Oh god.

I've got jet lag. So should be waking up about 10am.

BUT oh no. 5am it is.

So after seeing the scale of the work in September at the weekend a part of my brain demands that  I go to the gym?

Think I need help.

Halo Stickman posted this 20 February 2018

The stags limber up ahead of Bear's World Tour

TheMightyOstrich posted this 20 February 2018

Originally posted by Halo Stickman

The stags limber up ahead of Bear's World Tour

That's amusing but fake news. Thisis actually Baz's dance troupe rehearsals (Saturdays at 3pm, if anyone's interested, hence why he never goes to matches).

Halo Stickman posted this 20 February 2018

Well, yes, TMO

... And let's not forget the pre-match ritual of Bazza's hermit mate.

 

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Numptyboi posted this 20 February 2018

Originally posted by Areola Grandee

Its 0317 and I should be asleep. Instead I woke up needing an age induced urination but decided to go all out. The throne is usually the best place to post from imho. 

So why are you awake now ? Shifty go on the Handie whilst the mrs is asleep? Burglar  on way out? Or like me in need of age related bowel and bladder evacuation?

(time zone freaks to remain silent as it not about you)

 Waking up in the middle of the night for a slash is a real pain. I'm old enough to now suffer this irrespective of what time i stop taking fluids on board in the evening, but young enough to still wake up with the old chap "piss proud" and invariably I curse my luck as, still half asleep and struggling to come around, i try and keep the wood from pissing everywhere but in the pot. 

 

Dubai_Phil posted this 04 March 2018

Arrrh.

This morning I was staring into the abyss work woes etc.

Resolved them during the day and may have saved the day..So go for some beer with an investor all good.

Except I've been in aircon rooms all day.

So tonight as I start the busiest week in years my sinuses decide to explode in pain again plus I'm drowning in hay fever type symptoms..

Waiting for meds to kick in now. Way past midnight here still drowning in snot stress & adrenalin.

FFS

PhilippineSaint posted this 05 March 2018

I slept very well last night and did not get out of bed until after mid-day  due to. Getting a Nooner lou_surprised 

Cobham Saint posted this 05 March 2018

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

I slept very well last night and did not get out of bed until after mid-day  due to. Getting a Boner lou_surprised 

 Corrected for you.

No charge 😉

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Dubai_Phil posted this 05 March 2018

Hello stress

Where you been these past 10 years?

 

PhilippineSaint posted this 07 March 2018

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

Hello stress

Where you been these past 10 years?

 

 I thought you left it on the Golf Course.

Mine disappears as soon as the Chopper takes off from the Helipad in the the South China Sea. And you know for most of the time 28 days stress free has arrived.

Apart from when the Daughter decideds to get married at home. Aarrghhh 

PhilippineSaint posted this 07 March 2018

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

I slept very well last night and did not get out of bed until after mid-day  due to. Getting a Boner lou_surprised 

 Corrected for you.

No charge 😉

 Still correct whether you changed it or not mush lou_lol

Dubai_Phil posted this 07 March 2018

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

Hello stress

Where you been these past 10 years?

 

 I thought you left it on the Golf Course.

Mine disappears as soon as the Chopper takes off from the Helipad in the the South China Sea. And you know for most of the time 28 days stress free has arrived.

Apart from when the Daughter decideds to get married at home. Aarrghhh 

 Normally do tbh. Only normal stress is watching Saints on tv.

Been helping a tech start up for a year coaching a geek. Now we are ready to make the next step and go to market properly he obviously doesn't understand non geek stuff like deliverables and law of contract

It's just annoying having to explain ROI and decision making processes to a tech genius who always explains back that software code doesn't work like that to which I reply yes but money does then he starts to explain how money grows on trees and and and

I'e been there many times before luckily his tech is awesome but I need to get it to customers now not wait for a pink fluffy upgrade in 6 months maybe.

eg When can you deliver xxx?

It's not that easy I need to hire a specialist developer.

OK hire one

It' NOT that easy

Why

Because it's not that easy...

Arrrgghhh 

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Areola Grandee posted this 25 March 2018

Bollocks... just seen the auto clockforward thingy switch from 00:59 to 02:00 losing an hour of time to get this bastard of a proposal completed for new job application. AG is considering swapping a global leading healthcare company for a tiny boutique... higher risk, but less travel and corporate shit/stress... need sleep but 9 hours to complete it.

 

Fatso posted this 25 March 2018

Is the time a changing?