This Guy Did Coke Outside a Police Station and Obviously Got Caught
There are many places to snort cocaine. In toilet cubicles; off your phone screen in a tent; off a CD case at a house party that gradually but inescapably disintegrates into four people shouting at each other about the nationalisation of railways. So why, when you have all those places, would you choose to rack up outside a police station?
To find out, you'd have to ask the man who was arrested over the weekend after allegedly snorting coke outside Lewisham Police Station. Cops' attitude towards drugsmight be changing in certain circles and among certain officers, but it's not like they can ignore someone brazenly doing class A drugs – a very illegal thing to do – directly outside their place of work.
Lewisham Police Station shamed the man on their Twitter: "A little tip...if you want to snort cocaine after a night out, try not to do it right outside the largest police station in the country." They then posted a photo of the man in handcuffs: "This male was detained by night duty C team officers and is now seeing the inside of the station!"