Time Lady

I’ve edited, yes he is Scottish/Swiss, Scottish as a tribute by Fleming for Connery. How can that be changed?

Marie Curie?

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I thought you didn’t care?

I wasn’t aware aliens are only men.

Technically I think you meant male :lou_is_a_flirt:

Exactly aliens can be anything so therefore it fits prefectly in, not arsed in the slightest and in fact may bring in more viewers, it won’t bring me in as Dr Who is garbage.

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The blood sucking leach type ones are probably women aliens Lou

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Could I, in the interest of balance just big it up for Hermaphrodites everywhere.

We luvs ya wherever you are. :lou_lol:

You never see James Bond and Nelson Mandela in the same room. Interesting.

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:lou_facepalm_2: :lou_smiley:

I would have said “Lee Nelson” rather than “Lee Evans”. It would be more likely that Lee Nelson would play Nelson Mandela.

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Some people seem to have a worryingly detailed knowledge of Dr Who and sci-fi.

So I have to ask, even though the answer is likely to shock…how many people on here actually have their own Star Trek uniform, or regularly dress up as a character from Star Wars?

Other than Pap who could happily stunt double for Harrison Ford, between gigs - and Bletch who still models himself on the main villains from the Star Trek episode Metabellus III - Planet of the Dandies.

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Well I do resemble Zaphod Beeblbrox when I get an erection and the second head comes out to play.

Now I know of someone who got married whilst dressed in a Jean luc picard uniform. Not so unusual if the whole wedding was Star Trek themed. But it wasn’t.

To be fair it would have made his undercover cold war work in Russia more difficult. Reggie Yates had difficulty filming a documentary, imagine trying to recover a Fabergé egg after 006’s bugger up!

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“What’s for dinner?” the children ask.

“I think we’ll have a barbecue, as it is so sunny!” says Mummy.

“A barbecue?” the children say “But we are hungry! And Daddy won’t be home for ages! How can we have a barbecue?”

“I am going to barbecue!” says Mummy.

The children look dubious. Is this possible? A woman as Doctor Who is one thing, but MUMMY barbecuing? This is a strange and new concept.

“Yes!” says Mummy “I am perfectly capable of barbecuing, because I am going to let you in on a little secret, my darlings- IT’S JUST COOKING OUTSIDE! There is actually nothing particularly mysterious or complicated about it.

“Does Daddy know you are going to barbecue?” asks the Boy Child bravely.

“No,” says Mummy “It is nothing to do with him, I don’t need his permission to touch the bastarding barbecue, you know!”

“Are you sure, Mummy?” says the Girl Child “Daddy says barbecuing is very difficult and complex, and only a Manly Man can barbecue because Fire. And then I think he said something about woolly mammoths, and beer! You are not a Manly Man, Mummy, how will you manage to barbecue without a lady to fetch and carry things while you guard the Fire?”

“Pshaw!” says Mummy “Bollocks to that, barbecuing is a piece of piss. In fact, the only difficult thing about barbecuing is what a performance your bloody father makes of it!”

Mummy lights the barbecue. Mummy cooks the food. Mummy manages to fetch herself top ups of pink sunshine wine, and take the cooked things inside and bring out the next things to go on the barbecue ALL BY HERSELF. Even more astonishingly, the fucking fire was absolutely fine, even though Mummy did not spend the whole time standing over it, refusing to move more than three inches away from the barbecue BECAUSE SHE WAS BARBECUING AND SO COULD NOT STEP AWAY, NOR EVEN LOOK AWAY, as Daddy claims is the case when he is barbecuing.

Daddy comes home and says “Something smells yummy! Are the neighbours having a barbecue?”

The children say “MUMMY barbecued, Daddy! On YOUR barbecue. Mummy says barbecuing is a piece of piss and you are nothing but a bloody drama queen with the way you carry on and pretend barbecuing is very tricky and can only be done by men!”

Daddy turns pale. “MUMMY barbecued?” he cries “But how can this be? Did she even drink beer? How did she light it? Did she know the exact right moment to spread the coals out, that has to be carefully watched for? How would she even know when that moment was? Only a Man can know that, it is part of the Manly Lore, handed down through the generations! My barbecue is sullied now, and TAINTED by her feminine wiles! There is far more to the Noble Art Of Barbecuing than a bag of instant lighting charcoal and a packet of chicken drumsticks, you know.”

“There’s really not, actually! Now do shut up and have a burger, you pretentious twat!” snaps Mummy “The game’s up, mate! I’M going to do the barbecuing from now on, and you can be my bitch!”

Daddy weeps quietly to himself. He knew no good could come of a lady Doctor. It is giving women Ideas. Mummy has put bunting on his barbecue. He can barely even bring himself to look at it. Poor Daddy. Deep in his soul he knows it is only a matter of time before Mummy paints his shed duck egg blue and hangs jaunty curtains at the windows and fills it with cushions, for nothing is sacred anymore. Nothing.

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tks that’s the winner I think! I had a lol that they felt it neccessary to append “Medicine Woman” tho, I’m not sure that passes the Equality Censor!

Dr Who, Time Woman

i like phil he mostly posts from the 70s he’s the true frm Time Lord.

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Don’t worry Phil, it wouldn’t be long before the Woman got tired of stating at the “black and chrome” monstrosity and decide to decoupage it to brighten it up.

Disaster would ensue and the normal order would soon be restored.

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I often shout “Time Woman” at the Ayatollah, especially when we are due to go out in the evening

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