Tipping the maids

Do you tip the maids while on holiday? If so how much and how often?

I gave our one a few quid in person on the first day, the plan being to give her a few more when we left. I don’t think she is happy with this as we have gone from the towels being arranged into swans and what looks like vaginas to her not even making sure we have toilet role. Is it expected to give her something everyday and if so, why just her? I don’t give the gardeners, pool guys, reception etc jack, why does she expect £££ everyday?

I thing the title should be changed to Tupping the maids then I could answer yes.

Never tip until you are checking out, as you have found out she has your money now you can fend for yourself.

Yeah, but normally only once. I’ve spoken with many a maid in my time. One of them told me a mate of hers had found $50,000 in cash when cleaning a room. Silly cow reported it to management.

When you say spoken Pap…

Also, is there anyway back from this? The ‘high mineral content’ of the water means toilet role is up there with oxygen and water at the moment.

What is your toilet role tokes?

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Why do you think I am so keen to give two weeks notice? It’s not to join spud and the bear, it’s to try and keep my hands clean for a week.

Mom another completely unrelated note, iPhone predictive text really is shit isn’t it?

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Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint

Mom another completely unrelated note, iPhone predictive text really is shit isn’t it?

What’s your moms username?

Oh ffs! (Had to correct it from Fifa there), fecking iPhone in the fecking sea.

Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint

Mom another completely unrelated note, iPhone predictive text really is shit isn’t it?

I don’t know if it is recent updates, or just since I ‘upgraded’ from 5s to 6+, but it really has gotten noticably worse recently. It just changes words/sentences with absolutely no logical explanation.

Keep meaning to download Swiftkey, which is meant to be a pretty impressive alternative.

Maybe it’s just your fingers getting fatter as you get older?

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Whilst that is a not totally unreasonable theory Mr Spuds, the speed at which the change has occured leads me to believe it is hardware/software related.

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

It’s growing on me KRG, keeps people on their toes as they are like “did he really mean to type that he was going climbing in the penis at the weekend or did he mean Pennines? Pennines would make more sense but then again he is a deviant pevert” Plus it gives spud something to do now he is on the scrap heap of life.

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You’re too kind deviant pervert Tokyo.

Anytime spud, anytime.

I notice the title hasn’t been changed yet ?

So at the moment I am in the no ( I want to say camp here) but it will be taken the wrong way by most :lou_lol:

When I was in Bali the towels started with the usual bollocks of swans and flowers, when I didn’t tip they just rolled the towels up and made an unhappy face, I found this amusing and tipped, the following day returning from the was made up to see the frown had turned upside down, fuck your swans etc the way to go is a rolled up sad face.

I feel that the “predictive text” bit is actually not needed in that sentence

As for tipping maids, only ever do it at the end of the holiday…

It’s spelt Tupping.

Originally posted by @saintbletch

It’s spelt Tupping.

If you are a Kiwi…

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