[Done Deal] (to Spurs) : Toby Alderweireld in talks today

Prefers to stay with us, likes the city and RK and playing first team football every week.

Trust me I’m ITK

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For real? I mean, for really real?

Have I been wrong before bear?

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Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint

Have I been wrong before bear?

Literally? Yes.

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Prove it

Seriously though, he is in talks with us today. However, the bad news is, he is probably also having talks with Spurs this week. I am not ITK on spurs issues so can’t confirm this.

Simon Peach ‏@SimonPeach1m1 minute ago
#SaintsFC are negotiating with Atletico Madrid over Toby Alderweireld & are understood to be fairly confident of getting him ahead of #THFC

See, Peachy playing catch up here.

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Fair play tks. You earned some up thumbbing here.

Much better than when you beg for them.

So, like, literally Tokes is, like, so ITK

To be honest I thought we had first dibs on him anyway? Can someone who is ITK explain what the situation is, I understood that it was a loan with an option to buy for €6m?

I think that Madrid have bought out our option and he is now up for grabs on the free market. I guess they realised his value has increased on the market.

Can you plse like the middle posts as well? I need the points.

Why would he go to Spurs, what can they offer him? Champions League football? Present or future, an absolute shithouse of a football club and fans, the shitest going.

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I am not an expert on these matters BBB but as far as I am aware… We paid AMadrid a set loan fee for TA, somewhere around £2131045.16. Part of this deal meant that we got first dibs on Toby for 6m Euros or £4262090.33 in today’s money.

If AMadrid want to sell him to someone else, they have to refund us the 3M Euro or £2131045.16 fee as compensation. As the Euro is cheaper than Bear’s mum at the moment and Toby is pretty good, teams like spurs are happy to pay more money for him plus the £2131045.16 on top to cover the payment to us. This is pushing up the price as we can’t just pay the agreed 6M or whatever for him now.

Basically we have a £2131045.16 discount on him and £2131045.16 times 2 on Spurs and other ratfuckers for him. This is all just approximations BBB.

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Jeez Tokes, you and that Lou are like a couple of 2 point tarts from the same biscuit barrel!

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People do know I am joking about this don’t they? I mean seriously who am I going to tell I got a badge or points or whatever?

Mrs Tokyo: What you smiling about?

Me: It’s been a great day today, that’s all.

Mrs Tokyo: Why?

Me: I can’t say, you wouldn’t understand

Mrs Tokyo: Of course I would, try me.

Me: I got a beef badge on sotonians today and the points were increased from 10 to 20.

Mrs Tokyo: What?

Me: Oh, there is this long haired programmer that lives in Liverpool but used to live on the flowers estate and he makes badges online and gives them out on a forum along with imaginary points.

Mrs Tokyo: What?

Me: It’s really cool, I am now catching goatboy and cockface lou. I’ll never catch that points whore bear obviously but still… mid table and a badge eh? Good day.

Mrs Tokyo: I want a divorce.

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That’s the trouble with women, they just don’t understand

… apart from Lou and hoofinruth and a intiniki and Bletch and …

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Warning, Warning - Fiverweb stealing our ITK info!

[QUOTE=St Chalet;2207356] From the brief ITK snippets I get from people associated with the club : Toby wants to join us, we want him, it depends on the price.

Given that RK said this as well it gives me hope.[/QUOTE]

Tokes, despite what oldnick thinks, you’re actually quite funny today! I laughed!

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Who is Oldnick and what is he saying?